Man, it sure feels great to be completely satisfied with my current vehicles. I think I'm going to be happy for a long, long --

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/31/2017 at 17:24 • Filed to: Ooooawhahhhhaughhhhhowowwahuhuuhh

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... Oh God. Oh God oh god oh god oh god!!!

What is this perfect machine doing out here?!??!?!?!

Nooooo... must . ....

DISCUSSION (15)

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 17:26

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Thats pretty hot. I wont lie.

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 17:29

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*sizzling intensifies.

user314 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 17:31

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Kinja'd!!!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 17:39

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I don’t think anybody could hold you responsible for anything you’d need to do to acquire that.

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 17:39

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Hmm, would you take a 2017 Trd Sport for it?

Nibbles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 17:41

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You think they’d trade for a Cadillac?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 18:11

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Alternatively, familiarity breeds antipathy.

Kinja'd!!!

PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 18:13

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I knew you couldn’t stay over on the dark side of comfort and luxury for long.

4kc > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 19:06

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https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/d/1985-toyota-tercel-sr5-awd/6355122210.html

Kinja'd!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 4kc
10/31/2017 at 19:12

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I’m sorry, but fool me four times: ritual suicide.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 19:15

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Kinja'd!!!

4kc > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 19:18

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Kinja'd!!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 19:35

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Dat brown strip tho. Nothing says sporty like brown on tan.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibbles
10/31/2017 at 19:40

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I’ll trade your etcetera for a knuckle sammich

Nibbles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2017 at 23:21

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Throw in some horseradish and you got yrself a deal