It's Friday, so let's celebrate with this remarkably comprehensive Wikipedia article on washers. 

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09/23/2016 at 13:46 • Filed to: Fender washers are the best washers and there's nothing you can do about it

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Great moments in fender washer history

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washer_(h…

What’s your favorite washer? Mine is the fender washer, because it’s the duct tape of washers. In fact, and I realize that I may be skirting controversy here, but I would argue that duct tape is simply the fender washer of tape.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 13:53

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My favorite is whichever one falls directly to the ground after I drop it in the engine bay


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 13:57

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A fender washer and a penny washer meet to discuss how to defeat Hitler.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 13:58

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This beauty. The Kenmore Elite 14749. The Rolls-Royce of dishwashers.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > not for canada - australian in disguise
09/23/2016 at 14:01

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That is a damn fine looking dish-washer.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 14:05

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I had to run to the hardware store yesterday to stock back up on washers, and was reminded of something that’s been bugging me for a while:

Why is it that “1/4 inch” washers have an inside diameter that easily accommodates 5/16 inch bolts? And why do I see the same thing happening with “5/16 inch” washers and 3/8 inch bolts?

I realize that there needs to be some slack, because an EXACT fit might require a press, but there’s plenty of room when I use a “1/4 inch” washer on a 5/16 bolts. And using a “1/4 inch” washer on a 1/4 inch bolt is extra sloppy. This has been bugging me for a long time, and I don’t think it’s a case of mislabeled merchandise.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 14:06

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Everyone remembers Sha Na Na, but few people remember that the most electrifying performance at Woodstock was a fender washer with a fender.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Urambo Tauro
09/23/2016 at 14:10

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I’ve come to accept that imperial measurements are meaningless and imprecise, so I don’t even question these sorts of things. When I see 5/16" or 1/4", my brain may as well just be reading wingdings.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 14:13

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Makes me wonder if there’s the same discrepancy among metric hardware...

I always just end up ignoring the label and using whatever fits best anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Urambo Tauro
09/23/2016 at 14:16

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I’m 100% certain I’m going to get banned from Home Depot one day, because I always spend at least 10 minutes in the fastener aisle pushing bolts through their little plastic bags to make sure that the nuts thread correctly.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 15:12

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Nord lock. ultimate gripping power.


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 15:14

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My favorite washer would have to be hands down the crush washer, because it’s entire purpose is self sacrificing. They die for our automotive sins, you guys! *Wipes tear*

Let’s all pour out a little bit of silicone grease for our lost homies.

Also, those of you out there who reuse crush washers when they’re still good, you da real MVP.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Garrett Davis
09/23/2016 at 15:20

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:’(

That was... beautiful


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
09/23/2016 at 15:20

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The man who invented that should feel so proud.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 15:21

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But that’s fair enough. I needed a bolt recently so I brought in the old one (screwdriver type head was damaged) to check that it would screw into the nut of a bag of nut/bolt combinations. It turned out to be an M8 bolt and fitted better than the original.

Sadly I had to buy a whole box when I only needed two.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/23/2016 at 15:34

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I generally only buy SAE flat washers. Also, washers at the hardware store tend to be stamped from very soft metal, so if you put more than a little bit of torque on the fastener, the washers flex and maul. Unless you search out Grade 5 or Grade 8...