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Seriously.
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Hustle.
Loyalty.
Respect.
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DO DODODOD DOOOOOOOO
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That’s a significantly better answer than Mother Theresa
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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I mean, I totally agree, but I can't tell my wife that.
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Why would anyone choose to be Jesus? “Yeah, I’d love to just hang out with dudes, never have sex, then have one of my bros sell me out to some guys who beat the shit out of me and literally nail me to a piece of wood.” #goals
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Precisely.
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She could have at least picked a decent wrestler.
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Maybe like... Like... LIKE...
You set that one up for me, bud.
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She memed you hard.
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BROTHER
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But after that you get to return to heaven and wait for the day you can come back to Earth and bang all your hot groupies.
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I think only Muslims get to bang in the afterlife.