#MarriedLife

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 09/13/2016 at 09:41 • Filed to: None

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S65 > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 09:43

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?

MultiplaOrgasms > S65 09/13/2016 at 09:47

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You’re not married enough to understand.

Jcarr > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 09:49

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Yes. So much.

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 09:56

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Can’t give enough stars.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 10:04

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Preach

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/13/2016 at 10:07

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When a woman says, “What?”, it’s not that she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change your answer.

Future next gen S2000 owner > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 10:30

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AfromanGTO > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 10:46

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Typical evening. lol

PanchoVilleneuve ST > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 10:49

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I’m sure I’d find this to be funny if I lived in a weird hackneyed standup/80s sitcom bizarro world.

EL_ULY > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 11:15

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

vicali > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 11:21

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lol

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 11:26

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wife:we dont talk enough

husband: well what do you want to tlak about?

wife: i dont know

~or~

wife: how was your day?

husband: well on the way home from work this jackass in a BMW cut me off and didn;t use his blinker

wife: what was that, i was on facebook

ttyymmnn > PanchoVilleneuve ST 09/13/2016 at 11:28

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You don’t?

ttyymmnn > AfromanGTO 09/13/2016 at 11:28

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If a man says something, and a woman isn’t there to hear him, is he still wrong?

AfromanGTO > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 11:41

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Meh I argue those all of the time. I try to confuse her to accept the fact I am right before she realizes what she just said. Then run off and hide triumphantly.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 12:39

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I’m slowly learning this haha

RallyWrench > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 13:14

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True story bro.

RallyWrench > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/13/2016 at 13:17

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My wife gave up asking me how my day was because she now understands the depths of hatred I have for my job, and that I don’t want to talk about it. Give one word answers long enough and the question goes away.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn 09/13/2016 at 19:50

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You just have to weed out the statements from the questions. If all else fails keep mouth closed.

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/13/2016 at 19:52

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I was never strong at math. I think I'll be relearning a lot in the next few years.