Oh Goody!!!

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 08/27/2016 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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I can get 50% of a giant purple dildo for SaveTheIntegras by reading Jalopnik!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 08/27/2016 at 14:58

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Do you need a giant purple dildo...?

Tareim - V8 powered > jkm7680 08/27/2016 at 15:00

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well you get fucked by kinja 50% of the time so the other 50% of the time you can use the 50% off dildo lol 

XJDano > jkm7680 08/27/2016 at 15:01

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Better jump on that.

Cherry_man1 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/27/2016 at 15:01

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Who doesn’t need one is the real question.

Leon711 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/27/2016 at 15:01

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Who doesn’t?

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/27/2016 at 15:02

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for you

Urambo Tauro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/27/2016 at 15:04

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It’s not giant anymore. It’s 50% off.

For Sweden > jkm7680 08/27/2016 at 15:04

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Butwe already have a stick up our butts

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 08/27/2016 at 15:09

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I see what you did

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/27/2016 at 15:10

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<3

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Urambo Tauro 08/27/2016 at 15:11

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jkm said it was giant

Ive been lied to

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/27/2016 at 15:13

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o shit

Svend > jkm7680 08/27/2016 at 15:14

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My mate told me he was going to get his wife a solar powered vibrator because she thinks the sun shines out her arse, she could save a fortune on batteries.

It reminds me of when I came home early one evening and found my partner naked pleasuring herself with a cucumber. I said “hey, I was going to eat that later, she replied, “it’s okay I’ll wash it”, to which I replied, “yes but it’ll still taste of cucumber”.

I’ll stop now.

jkm7680 > Svend 08/27/2016 at 15:16

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oh my hahah

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Svend 08/27/2016 at 15:31

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I thought there was pickle joke somewhere

Frenchlicker > jkm7680 08/27/2016 at 16:09

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Dammit, I prefer my advertisements target based on my browser data. Just because I buy cheap stuff for cars doesn’t mean I buy cheap stuff for vaginas!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Urambo Tauro 08/27/2016 at 20:56

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