Bread slicer you had one job...

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 08/24/2016 at 15:00 • Filed to: None

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Just to clarify these are actual adjoining pieces of bread, the one on the left is easily 3 mm thicker than the one on the right.

MUSASHI66 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 15:02

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First world problems...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 15:03

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Whole wheat bread? Excellent choice.

lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 15:05

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That is purely intentional to give it an “artisinal” feel.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 15:08

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This post is funnier if it’s reworded to “an average 3.1mm thicker - I MEASURED”

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 15:10

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Now it's Italian bread.

jimz > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 15:14

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better than I can do with a bread knife. I usually end up with something that looks like a doorstop.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 15:24

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Is sliced bread the most recent great thing if not sliced correctly?

DynamicWeight > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 16:11

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Throws off the whole goddam sandwhich. A travesty and a cryin shame.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/24/2016 at 16:24

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Not any more.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/24/2016 at 16:25

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I was going to call it Subaru Head Gasket bread.

Textured Soy Protein > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 17:34

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Mechanically > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 20:05

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I laughed. Have a star.

wafflesnfalafel > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/24/2016 at 21:34

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I think you are going about this all backwards - I’d say that was a “bonus” 3mm. Windfall!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > wafflesnfalafel 08/24/2016 at 23:17

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or the next slice is 3 mm thinner...