Someone explain to me why I bought a banana costume

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 08/09/2016 at 15:51 • Filed to: None

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Because I’m having issues trying to justify my purchase of a banana costume.

Pixel > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:53

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ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:54

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looks like it would be perfect for keaping your heads warm.

E90M3 > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:54

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Because this is you:

Azrek > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:55

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Banana Phone?

Azrek > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:55

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Tripper > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:56

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Because it’s one of those things that you’ll never regret having.

CB > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:57

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Because you’ve gone bananas.

TheHondaBro > Tripper 08/09/2016 at 15:57

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Do you think I can drive with it if I let it go out the sunroof?

TheHondaBro > CB 08/09/2016 at 15:57

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Oh ho ho ho!

Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:58

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Because it's peanut butter jelly time?

. . > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:58

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No worries man, your fetishes are nobody elses business.

crowmolly > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:58

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Because IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:58

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I have exactly the same costume lol. Me and my friends wore it this year on Mardi Gras, some drunk dudes in monkey costumes wanted to eat us. Good times

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:59

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To whom do you need to justify this purchase?

nerd_racing > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:59

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I wore mine for this!

TWICE!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 15:59

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Wait, do people not own banana costumes?

That seems odd.

I have one

TheHondaBro > E90M3 08/09/2016 at 16:00

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NO.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:00

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Because you’re a huge dick

E90M3 > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:01

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LIES

TheHondaBro > . . 08/09/2016 at 16:01

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Oh thank god.

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 08/09/2016 at 16:01

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Myself, in particular.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/09/2016 at 16:01

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no u

I should show up to E@RTC wearing it.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:02

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Because you’re just getting a head start on Halloween? An awesome head start?

Tripper > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:02

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Absolutely! For haloween a few years ago I was Skeeter (from doug) and I rode to the party with Quailman, a Native American, and a Banana. Banana drove.

wpudvah: GTI, Super Beetle, now with more 80-Series > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:03

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JUSTIFIED. one of the best purchases I ever made. got me on the jumbo-tron at a Cardinals game last year.

Spaceball-Two > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:03

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Orange you glad you didn’t buy this?

TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two 08/09/2016 at 16:04

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Pedophile.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:04

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Because you have a weird fetish?

LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:04

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You wanted to demonstrate your natural appeel,

Tekamul > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:05

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It helps explain away the flies?

Spaceball-Two > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:05

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It’s mustache isn’t it?

Tripper > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:05

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For reference

The Lurktastic Opponaught > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:05

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It certainly clears a few things up for us:

TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two 08/09/2016 at 16:06

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Primarily.

dogisbadob > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:08

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because you’re going bananas?

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:13

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because...

S65 > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:16

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When did you buy this?

bhtooefr > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:17

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For scale.

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:21

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I guess that’d depend on

(how much money you have - how much is costs)times how much enjoyment it gives you)/7

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:23

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Compensation

facw > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 16:24

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For scale?

Dave the car guy , still here > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 18:11

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Its all the stress of the Gawker sale. For some reason it made that costume look a”peeling”.

JRapp: now as good as new again > TheHondaBro 08/09/2016 at 20:21

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Probably the same reason I bought a monkey costume...

As a side note, I only drank Banana Malibu that halloween. Do not recommend.

LOREM IPSUM > TheHondaBro 08/10/2016 at 07:09

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You can now enter any room at any time and proclaim it to be peanut butter jelly time.

Money well spent.