The article about Bernie's MIL getting kidnapped made me realize something...

"Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth) 07/26/2016 at 07:54 • Filed to: None

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First wife (estimated ages/dates):

Married 22 (1952), divorced 55 (1983)

Second wife:

Married 27 (1985), divorced 51 (2009)

Third wife:

Married 35 (2012)

Holy creepy dude! Do his wedding vows state “Until AARP do us part”?

Clemsie McKenzie > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 07:57

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Nah, it probably states: “I get the trophy wife, you get the millions in a few years”.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 07:58

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Kidnapping? Brazil? F1 supremo? I know that Rubens Barichello still wants to come back to F1, but I’m not sure that this is whe way to go about it.

Pcm9799 > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 08:06

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Hey, at least each wife is older than the last when he marries her instead of younger . The average old rich guy, I’d expect to be marrying an 18 year old by, say, his fourth wife.

Wheelerguy > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 08:16

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I’m disappointed with my henchmen. Really disappointed. Gave them the mission objectives cleanly and concisely, paid them a gold bar each the last mission, weapons are in-house. Then they bring her to me thinking they got the target.

Anyway, I’ll just tell them to release her. After that, those 7 useless meatbags will be executed.

Thomas Donohue > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 08:16

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1985 - 2009 = 24 so either older when married or ‘only 51' when divorced....lol. Fascinating.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Thomas Donohue 07/26/2016 at 08:23

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Fixed, she is 58 now.

Sam > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 08:46

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Dude’s a player, man. It makes me a massive, massive asshole, but I’d likely end up doing the same thing if I was super rich (though I wouldn’t actually marry if I was intending on doing so).

Azrek > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 08:51

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(Author’s note: This was my first thought before I had coffee) I thought this was Brazil’s way to pay for the Olympics?

yamahog > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 09:10

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You know you’ve been reading too much DNC stuff when you assume Bernie SANDERS and get very confused...

Thomas Donohue > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 09:12

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Here’s a gem: His kidnapped MOTHER-in-law is the same age as his daughter.

So not only did he marry/date someone the age of his daughter, he went down another generation.

Ash78, voting early and often > yamahog 07/26/2016 at 09:13

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I don't even follow politics much, but "Bernie" has meant "Sanders" to me for at least 6 months. It did mean "Ecclestone" for several years before that, though. Prior to that "Weekend at" and "Goetz" would have been acceptable.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Ash78, voting early and often 07/26/2016 at 09:16

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Eccelstone is gonna run F1 like Lomax in the sequel. Regardless of where the money is, he’s gonna find it!

FKA-RacecaR > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 07/26/2016 at 09:48

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Heh, his third wife was sponsored...