This is why we (I) can't have nice things

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
07/20/2016 at 18:37 • Filed to: None

Some people are nice. Some people are assholes.

DISCUSSION (42)

CB > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 18:38

Wow, the fuck happened here?

Milky > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 18:38

That’ll buff out?

smobgirl > CB
07/20/2016 at 18:39

I'm assuming the person I parked next to when I came back from lunch cut the corner too close when leaving.

Nibby > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 18:40

No note?

CB > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 18:40

What a jerk. And now they probably have a giant white spot on their vehicle too.

Odds are, if you go back the same time next week, they’ll be there, since people like patterns.

smobgirl > Nibby
07/20/2016 at 18:42

Nope.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 18:44

Jesus how could someone do that and not leave a note.

Nibby > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 18:46

Find him/her somehow. Send them this.

Kinja'd!!!

Spaceball-Two > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 18:50

I’m so sorry. That sucks! Any cameras to check for the offender?

Die-Trying > CB
07/20/2016 at 18:51

that was ALL tire rub........ doesnt look like it scratched it from the picture........ still a mess though..........

Die-Trying > Nibby
07/20/2016 at 18:53

clean out letters in the rubber that say “i’ll find you”

Nibby > Die-Trying
07/20/2016 at 18:55

in blood

$kaycog > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 18:58

“Some people are assholes.” This just proves it. So sorry.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 19:00

I would be willing to be money it was an older individual. Many, many moons ago when I was a younger man I was a cart attendant at a Target. Almost every parking lot accident was an older person cutting a corner pulling out of their spot. I once watched an old lady try to back out of a spot, hook a Pontiac Gran Prix in the drivers wheel well with the front bumper of her giant 80's caddy, stop, get out, look at what she was doing, then get back in the car and just floor it backwards, nearly ripping off the Pontiac’s bumper in the process(she also moved it a good 6-10 inches). After she finally got free, she just drove off like nothing ever happened. I can still hear the crunching noises today.

smobgirl > Die-Trying
07/20/2016 at 19:05

It's cut into the plastic pretty good in a couple places. Ah well.

smobgirl > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
07/20/2016 at 19:06

Oblivious?

Die-Trying > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
07/20/2016 at 19:07

old folk drivers are SCARY

Die-Trying > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 19:14

it looked in the picture to be all tire, but yeah........... thats heartbreaking........

NEW FIAT BATTLEWAGON 500????

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 19:15

What an asshole. What does the underlying plastic look like? Is there a chance you could just buff the rubber off and not look too bad or do you need a new bumper cover?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 19:17

Ugh. Bro trucks.

aquila121 > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 19:19

[rage intensifies]

Also, you have my sympathy.

Die-Trying > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
07/20/2016 at 19:24

pokemon go......... the damage is REAL.......................

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 19:45

Line-x it?

smobgirl > Die-Trying
07/20/2016 at 19:48

I was hoping to pay it off before that transformation!

smobgirl > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/20/2016 at 19:51

I can probably get some of the black out but it’s scratched too. At least it isn’t crunched.

smobgirl > Spaceball-Two
07/20/2016 at 19:53

Nope. I’m going to ask the office downstairs if they saw anything but I doubt it’ll help. I'm hoping maybe it was one of their clients.

Spaceball-Two > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 19:56

Best of luck.

random001 > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 20:06

Abarth??

Abarth!!!

MonkeePuzzle > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 20:09

how very shit!

until repaired please answer anyone who asks about it with a shrug of the shoulders and a “rubbing is racing”

keep.us updated on the apprehension of this fiend!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 20:57

And at least it’s a bumper cover and not a rear quarter panel.

smobgirl > random001
07/20/2016 at 21:13

Yup!

yamahog > smobgirl
07/20/2016 at 21:51

*hisssssssssssssssssss*

find em

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > smobgirl
07/21/2016 at 00:17

Yikes. What the hell did he do? Wedge your car and then shift from reverse the drive about seven times??

smobgirl > MonkeePuzzle
07/21/2016 at 00:29

Thanks for the response. I've been too grumpy about it to come up with anything funny.

MonkeePuzzle > smobgirl
07/21/2016 at 01:03

I can understand that, I’d be well more than grumpy.

I came out of work to find my little toy had been backed into, I however was fortunate to have been hit by am honest person who left a note. By the time I called them they had already handled everything with their insurance

Kinja'd!!!

I hope yours ends happily, or as happily as damage can end.

smobgirl > MonkeePuzzle
07/21/2016 at 01:14

It's been backed into once in this parking lot already but I saw that happen and confronted that guy immediately. I know this isn't hugely expensive but it just makes me disappointed in people. I'm glad your folks left a note. It actually helps a little to think there are honest people out there!

random001 > smobgirl
07/21/2016 at 06:26

I am sorry it was beaten up by some bully in a parking lot. That sucks.

I have been resisting test driving an Abarth for a long time. Must...stay...strong...

TheRealBicycleBuck > smobgirl
07/21/2016 at 08:00

Someone call Spicoli!

smobgirl > random001
07/21/2016 at 09:41

Do itttttttttt! (I'm not the person to talk you out of that. I had a list of about 7 cars to test drive when I bought it, did a ride-along because I couldn't drive stick at the time, and didn't want anything else)

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > random001
07/22/2016 at 01:07

(pssssst.......hey kid!......you wanna try some REAL boost?)

Kinja'd!!!

Joking aside, test drive a FiST as well as a mini cooper and possibly even a juke nismo. Small turbo fun is addictive.

random001 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
07/22/2016 at 06:16

I owned a Cooper S back in 2005-2008. That was fun! The Juke is a retarded mutated frog car, the FiST and Abarth are probably far too small for me. Excessively tall human is sad...

But I love the enthusiasm!

dogisbadob > smobgirl
07/27/2016 at 00:10

Kinja'd!!!