Found on CL: "Hell Boat"

"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion) 07/13/2016 at 09:29 • Filed to: boatlopnik, hell boat

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A brief excerpt from the ad:

terminal velocity with 3 people = 92 MPH. If this gets your adrenaline pumping then you have chosen wisely, if not, go get a pontoon boat and don’t waste my time

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I want this. More specifically, I want to drive it a few times. Assuming I survive, I would then like to never see it again.

CalzoneGolem > functionoverfashion 07/13/2016 at 09:42

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...the motor and controls are super tight and horny as hell.

Uhh...

BringBackTheCommodore > functionoverfashion 07/13/2016 at 09:59

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Pretty nice shape for a 32-year-old boat.

functionoverfashion > CalzoneGolem 07/13/2016 at 10:30

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HA! Somehow I missed the word “horny” in there. How, I wonder?

functionoverfashion > BringBackTheCommodore 07/13/2016 at 10:32

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True... here in NH most boats sit 10 months of the year, so as long as they aren’t sitting outside, uncovered, they can be kept nice for a long time. It’s amazing how many 80's and 90's boats there are in great shape around here.

DynamicWeight > functionoverfashion 07/13/2016 at 11:33

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90 mph in that tiny thing!? Till now I thought 60 was pretty fast on the water.

BringBackTheCommodore > functionoverfashion 07/13/2016 at 11:37

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When it comes time to go boat shopping, I know where to look now.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > functionoverfashion 07/13/2016 at 11:41

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/watches video

holy cats, that thing MOVES.

Frank W. Doom > functionoverfashion 07/13/2016 at 13:22

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this pic needs to be saved

functionoverfashion > Frank W. Doom 07/13/2016 at 13:40

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That is a sick screengrab from the video. Pretty crazy, they jumped a wakesurfing wake at speed.

It’s an amazing photo, look at his knuckles. He is focused. And yeah, a little crazy.

functionoverfashion > DynamicWeight 07/13/2016 at 13:41

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60 IS fast in a little boat like that. Being so close to the water, 90 is legitimately insane.

functionoverfashion > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 07/13/2016 at 13:43

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I didn’t watch the video at first, then I had to. Wow is right. The wake they hit was a wakesurfing wake, huge. I wouldn’t hit a wake like that at speed in my boat, which is a 21' inboard. No thank you.