Breakfast-oriented restaurants that I've been to: Ranked

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 07/11/2016 at 19:04 • Filed to: COMPLETELY POINTLESS RANKINGS OF RANDOM SHIT

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1. White Spot

2. Denny’s

3. IHOP

4. Getting hit by a car

5. Perkins

vicali > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:11

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Went to a Humpty’s after a Hip concert..

Slim chance of either ever happening again.

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:15

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Getting hit by a car has some good hashbrowns.

CRider > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:18

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Any list Denny’s comes second on isn’t a very good list.

Urambo Tauro > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:28

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Getting Hit By a Car, aka hospital food .

not for canada - australian in disguise > vicali 07/11/2016 at 19:29

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I’ve never been to Humpty’s, and I’d like to keep it that way.

El Rivinado > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:33

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My coworker at work told me the best thing, Denny's is not a place you go to, it's a place you end up.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:40

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I wonder where Waffle House would end up on this list.

S65 > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:41

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What’s wrong with Perkins?

LOREM IPSUM > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:43

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The Dennys in Delta BC shitkicks White Spot and Ihop. The same cannot necessarily be said for other locations, however.

Honorable Mention:

Thier Santafe breakfast wrap is excellent. Order one to share because I almost guarantee you will not be able to finish it yourself.

not for canada - australian in disguise > S65 07/11/2016 at 19:46

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EVERYTHING. IT IS THE WORST.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Phyrxes once again has a wagon! 07/11/2016 at 19:46

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We don’t have them in Canada. But it would probably be near the bottom.

PorkchoPlissken > Phyrxes once again has a wagon! 07/11/2016 at 19:53

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Right behind Perkins and above Perkins Dumpster.

Conan > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:59

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They’re better than Perkins but somehow more unhealthy. Probably slot right in before getting hit by a car.

fhrblig > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 19:59

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Getting hit by a car should rank higher than both Denny’s and IHOP.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 20:04

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I give you “scattered smothered and covered hash browns,” not my fault if your cholesterol goes up by looking at that picture.” I think the last time I ate anything like that was college at 3 AM, you can imagine the clientele at that hour.

From the internet:
It’s the hash browns where the Waffle House really shines. The Waffle House hash browns come six ways: Traditional; Scattered & Smothered (Onions); Scattered, Smothered & Covered (Onions and Melted Cheese); Scattered, Smothered, Covered & Chunked (Onions, Cheese and Ham); Scattered, Smothered, Covered, Chunked & Topped (Onions, Cheese, Ham & Chili; Scattered, Smothered, Covered, Chunked, Topped & Diced (Onions, Cheese, Ham, Chili and Diced Tomatoes).

MAXIMUMVRM > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 20:30

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Yuk. Try fred 62 in Los Angeles or rooster downtown st. Louis. Matts big breakfast Phoenix. Find a mom and pop place not a chain. Hell a farm to plate is around the same price as IHOP.

AntiSpeed > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 20:30

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Waffle House is the best!

EL_ULY > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 20:31

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“White spot”

gmctavish needs more space > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 20:42

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I don't trust all white spots, having friends that have worked at a selection of local ones, but the good ones are indeed better than all of those. The worst service I've ever had was at a Denny's, I told them I wouldn't be going there or to any others again, and I still haven't. Closest I've come to just not paying and leaving, too. Generally I try to steer clear of chain restaurants, but if I'm going to a breakfast chain my favourite is De Dutch

chaozbandit > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 20:47

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We have IHOP in Canada? Since when?

wafflesnfalafel > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 21:00

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dang - not to judge, but you might consider an upgrade, (though I admit a post booze IHOP run has it’s place...)

not for canada - australian in disguise > Phyrxes once again has a wagon! 07/11/2016 at 21:03

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People EAT THAT?!

not for canada - australian in disguise > chaozbandit 07/11/2016 at 21:05

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Since, like, a while. I believe most of them are in the western bit of the country.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 21:17

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Yes yes they do, but keep in mind this is generally viewed as greasy drunk food when nothing else is open.

wiffleballtony > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 21:35

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You seriously rank Dennys above getting run over? At least that ends quickly.

ranwhenparked > Conan 07/11/2016 at 21:36

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They’re pretty much a draw, if you’re ranking based on average number of health code violations per store.

BMetal1 > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/11/2016 at 22:22

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For Canada? Why no Cora’s?

not for canada - australian in disguise > BMetal1 07/11/2016 at 22:23

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Never been!

Conan > ranwhenparked 07/11/2016 at 22:26

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I meant level of food unhealthiness but that works!

chaozbandit > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/12/2016 at 06:51

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Eastern bit best bit.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/14/2016 at 19:46

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How the Hell is Dennys above Perkins and Ihop?

Perkins at least seems the most real. Dennys is great if you are high as a kite or as drunk as possible

not for canada - australian in disguise > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/14/2016 at 19:50

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Because fuck you, that’s why.