"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/11/2016 at 18:43 • Filed to: Marriage
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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/11/2016 at 18:43 • Filed to: Marriage | 6
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First time she’s ever sent me a photo of a vehicle. And in this case, not just any vehicle. I love this woman.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 18:52 |
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My wife: I saw a cool car, it was a GT.
Me: Oh man I just love the Ford GT.
My wife: It wasn’t a Ford GT
Me: A Mustang?
My wife: no, it wasn’t a mustang
Me: Umm a porsche?
My wife: ummm...
Me: well please don’t tell me you saw a cool car unless you get a photo.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 18:52 |
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My wife is vehicle shopping right now (selling the nox box back to VW) and so im getting a lot of interesting texts like “is the Q7 a good car?” And Im all? whaaaaa?
RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 18:55 |
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Wife: what’s the difference between a Stingray and a Z06?
Me: ... why do you ask ...
vicali
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 19:00 |
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My Wife; ‘I saw a nice FJC all outfitted for expedition’
Me:
The white one?
ttyymmnn
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 19:02 |
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She’s a keeper.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> HammerheadFistpunch
07/11/2016 at 19:12 |
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Right to one of the more expensive SUVs... Go big or go home!
TheHondaBro
> HammerheadFistpunch
07/11/2016 at 19:17 |
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Eff Jay Sixty.
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TheHondaBro
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/11/2016 at 19:17 |
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Elantra GT.
shop-teacher
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 19:29 |
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I chuckled when I saw your response. Been there :)
RallyWrench
> HammerheadFistpunch
07/11/2016 at 19:34 |
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No, obviously.
traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
> TheHondaBro
07/11/2016 at 20:41 |
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Lamborghini 350 GT?
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/11/2016 at 20:45 |
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Tell your wife no sr20 no care
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> TheHondaBro
07/11/2016 at 20:58 |
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I like the Touring, please.
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HammerheadFistpunch
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/11/2016 at 21:20 |
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I’m all like “how much do think I make?”
She’s all, “hmmm, how about this one?” *brings up picture of new allroad*
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> HammerheadFistpunch
07/11/2016 at 21:33 |
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You can get a 3 year old “allroad” (SHOULD BE AN A6, DAMMIT!) one for not too much, though! I mean, too much for you, and me, and most people, but not for your wife!
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
07/11/2016 at 23:30 |
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I’ll have to educate her on that one.
RPM esq.
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2016 at 00:55 |
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I’ve had to talk mine
out
of buying a (really rusty) Defender. I’ve never been more conflicted in my life. Now if only she’d stop saying mean things about the M3 that is still in our driveway while I work so hard to not sell it...