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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/05/2016 at 13:19 • Filed to: None

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1924.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:22

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Satellite radio?

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 07/05/2016 at 13:23

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Wouldn’t have been very effective in 1924.....

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:23

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Infotainment System

Future next gen S2000 owner > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:23

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“Ungh. Radio porn is the worst.”

“Sir, I refuse to drive with you stroking the one eyed snake”

“I promise, I won’t aim for the back of your head anymore.”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:25

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So you’re sure that newfangled machinery will make the car move itself?

Party-vi > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:27

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And yet somehow CUE is still worse.

E90M3 > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:28

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Radar guided cruise control, the early years.

Azrek > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:28

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Backseat drivers were more useful in the 20s.

Die-Trying > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:34

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dealer add-on radio available........

Stapleface > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:37

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Sonny, back in my day this is the kind of mobile phone that we had. And we liked it that way.

My bird IS the word > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 13:37

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This is my chick magnet.

ttyymmnn > Die-Trying 07/05/2016 at 13:50

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Sirius available.....

ttyymmnn > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/05/2016 at 13:51

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It goes without saying.

Phantom Tollbooth reference. If you’ve never read it, you should.

ttyymmnn > Future next gen S2000 owner 07/05/2016 at 13:52

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Name two people who were shot in the back of the head: Abraham Lincoln, and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman in the movie theater.

Berang > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 14:01

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He didn’t know it yet, but this was precisely the moment the tugboat had waited for.

Die-Trying > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 14:09

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now with driver’s hands-free technology....... “serious available”, dealer add-on.

ttyymmnn > Berang 07/05/2016 at 14:11

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A winner is you.

RallyWrench > ttyymmnn 07/05/2016 at 14:17

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Now if I can just calibrate this infernal contraption to learn the difference between a truck and the sun...