'Merica: "Now That's What I Call a Pickup Truck" Edition

"TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1) 07/04/2016 at 08:50 • Filed to: BROCHURES, BROCHURE, DODGE, PICKUP, D50, RAM

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Ready your barbecues; hoist your flags. It’s on. This is one of the most ‘Merican brochures in my collection! Before you dig into that potato salad, enjoy some good old fashioned ‘Merica. Happy Independence Day!

Prospect yourself a hefty burger and fries.

Overpower that plate o’ ribs!

And after your second full size helping, have a smaller one too.

Hors d’oeuvres are like the options packages of your dinner plate.

And, because I care about you, the hobbyist, I will include the spec sheets with no further food comparisons. Try not to get too excited about those transmission ratios there, pardner!

Remember, without Independence, this post could have been about the Ford Thames. Give thanks.

shop-teacher > TylerLinner 07/04/2016 at 09:17

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It cracked me up that the pickup in the lead shot is on white wall tires.

Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > TylerLinner 07/04/2016 at 09:24

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The 50 was a mitsubishi. What is more american than taking credit for the work of others after adding a few personal touches? Happy pay differential to all working oppos.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TylerLinner 07/04/2016 at 10:02

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Everything about this brochure screams cross-border cocaine running.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TylerLinner 07/04/2016 at 12:02

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