DUI Suspect Drives With Body Lodged in Car for a Mile After Hit-And-Run

"VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F" (veearrrsix) 06/27/2016 at 18:53 • Filed to: None

1

21

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Don’t drink and drive people.

ttyymmnn > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/27/2016 at 18:54

4

You sure the body wasn’t lodged in her breasts? Wouldn’t find it there, either.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/27/2016 at 19:02

2

Reminds me of Fargo.

Nibby > ttyymmnn 06/27/2016 at 19:03

3

No one wants to wade through yucky silicone

EL_ULY > ttyymmnn 06/27/2016 at 19:05

12

No bodies, just Dorito crumbs

... oh wait, those are my boobs

Berang > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/27/2016 at 19:06

0

What was she drinking? Meth and ether?

I think most alcoholics would notice a human torso smashing through their windshield.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 06/27/2016 at 19:06

3

She’s actualizing, we musn’t disturb the sacred process.

wacopalypsenow > ttyymmnn 06/27/2016 at 19:06

0

Or that enormous face/head (odd proportions)

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Berang 06/27/2016 at 19:08

0

I feel like she probably put the body in her car to try to hide the evidence and was too drunk to actually hide the body.

Berang > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/27/2016 at 19:12

0

I don’t think so.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/27/2016 at 19:12

3

Hopefully she gets the max, I feel like this wasn’t her first DUI.

Jcarr > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/27/2016 at 19:15

9

“The man’s leg detached from his body and flew through the back window, landing on the trunk of the car, police said.”

Holy. Shit.

E92M3 > ttyymmnn 06/27/2016 at 19:32

2

Had he went thru the windsheild, and head first into the driver seat he probably would of survived.

ttyymmnn > EL_ULY 06/27/2016 at 19:49

1

Moobs.

Xyl0c41n3 > ttyymmnn 06/27/2016 at 20:00

0

That's cute.

The Dummy Gummy > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/27/2016 at 20:02

0

This doesn't seem at all feasible. Also, the reporter explained exactly what happened.

yamahog > ttyymmnn 06/27/2016 at 20:02

0

_

yamahog > Nibby 06/27/2016 at 20:02

0

_

EL_ULY > ttyymmnn 06/27/2016 at 21:38

1

Milkshakes

shop-teacher > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 06/27/2016 at 22:03

0

Holy hell!

“The man’s leg detached from his body and flew through the back window, landing on the trunk of the car, police said.”

shop-teacher > Jcarr 06/27/2016 at 22:04

0

I just posted that same quote before reading the comments. Stunningly brutal.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/18/2016 at 12:24

1

“Nice.”