Just went to the midnight showing of Independence Day 2 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 06/26/2016 at 02:06 • Filed to: INDEPENDENCE DAY 2: THE ELECTRIC JUGALOO

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Jesus that was a shit movie, so many expected and cheesy cliffhangers, cliché lines: “let’s kick some real alien ass”, the 5 main protagonists somehow all had to have a happy ending which made everything a mess.

I fucking hated it, almost left mid movie, but I had popcorn left.

Also managed to quadruple-park, as the shopping center was utterly and completely empty. No SR20 tho.

TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start 06/26/2016 at 02:11

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almost left mid movie, but I had popcorn left.

Fucking priorities, man. I like that.

My citroen won't start > TheHondaBro 06/26/2016 at 02:12

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Well, the popcorn did have truffle oil on it.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > My citroen won't start 06/26/2016 at 02:12

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How big was the popcorn and did you end up finishing it? I get the smallest one and I could never finish it all. UGH.

AntiSpeed > My citroen won't start 06/26/2016 at 02:13

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If a sequel comes out more than two decades later, it’s probably best to skip it.

My citroen won't start > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 06/26/2016 at 02:13

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Biggest one with truffle oil on top. I did end up finishing it but I had to eat my M&M’s in the car park.

Berang > My citroen won't start 06/26/2016 at 02:14

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What were you expecting?

My citroen won't start > AntiSpeed 06/26/2016 at 02:14

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I know, but it was midnight and everyone still had energy, not enough to go to a club or social event, so the movies it was.

Flies With Thunderbirds > My citroen won't start 06/26/2016 at 02:14

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Will Smith isn’t even in it.

My citroen won't start > Berang 06/26/2016 at 02:15

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Idk, some “let’s cash in” cheesiness, but that was way too much.

My citroen won't start > Flies With Thunderbirds 06/26/2016 at 02:15

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He died apparently.

Flies With Thunderbirds > My citroen won't start 06/26/2016 at 02:16

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His contract sure did.

My citroen won't start > Flies With Thunderbirds 06/26/2016 at 02:18

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I expected more from Goldbloom

Alfalfa > My citroen won't start 06/26/2016 at 02:22

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So I’ve heard. My movie reviewer friend simply just said “We’ll now it’s obvious why they didn’t do a press screening.” He also said it was kind of like waiting 20 years after Speed to watch Speed 2.

Xyl0c41n3 > My citroen won't start 06/26/2016 at 02:43

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Brent Spiner was funny. But I could've done without seeing his ass through those see-through tighty-whities.

My citroen won't start > Xyl0c41n3 06/26/2016 at 02:49

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His character and Goldbloom’s dad were the only ones I actually enjoyed, the ones that didn’t bother me had minimal screen time (Jeff Goldbloom, the psychiatry expert) and the rest were just obnoxious cliches.

Hot Takes Salesman > My citroen won't start 06/26/2016 at 04:30

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The only movie that Jeff Goldblum cannot save from itself

Funktheduck > Flies With Thunderbirds 06/26/2016 at 09:39

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I read somewhere he wouldn't do the movie since they wouldn't cast has real life son to play his son in the movie. Looks like he dodged a bullet in the end based on what reviews I've read.

Flies With Thunderbirds > Funktheduck 06/26/2016 at 11:10

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He said years ago that he wasn’t interested in acting in a sequel.

random001 > My citroen won't start 06/27/2016 at 07:40

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Saw it, liked it. Totally my jam, as the kids say, but I am ridiculously easy to please when it comes to my reality escapist personality. The less realistic it is, the better it is. I've seen some shit.