I no longer want to adult

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
06/22/2016 at 20:45 • Filed to: None

How do i get off this ride? ....I wanna go home.

I hate getting “volunteered” for the move in days

DISCUSSION (35)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 20:48

You’re helping someone else move?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 20:49

No. My job is moving into their 12 summer campus sites tomrrow and through Friday. I volunteered* to help.

*my boss said “Justin, you’re coming right! Excellent, see you at 6am!”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 20:54

Hi Justin

S65 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 20:55

That’s unfortunate

Kinja'd!!!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/22/2016 at 20:55

Hi zoidberg!

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:01

Hi Justin.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:01

My guide to adult

1. Panic

2. Repent

3. Panic again

4. Airing out your grievances

6. Yell at something

7. Repeat

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/22/2016 at 21:03

I’ve gone through all 7 today and will repeat them tomorrow as well as Friday

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro
06/22/2016 at 21:03

Hi Kumar/Hondabr

My speed3 is happy > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/22/2016 at 21:05

Here’s mine.

1. Start drinking.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > My speed3 is happy
06/22/2016 at 21:06

I have to drive tomorrow so that’s a nope :(

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > My speed3 is happy
06/22/2016 at 21:10

that’s by default

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:10

It only goes downhill from here.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jvirgs drives a Subaru
06/22/2016 at 21:11

My seat belt is broken so I’m screwed

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:13

Currently dealing with, Wife made plans so I can’t do the thing I actually want to do that evening. So I feel your plain.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/22/2016 at 21:14

My guide to not adulting.

1 forget your 26 and work 40 hrs a week.

2. To skateboard

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:21

I no longer wish to live on this planet anymore roughly twice a month.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > The Lurktastic Opponaught
06/22/2016 at 21:23

Im off to Mars

Cash Rewards > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:25

That’s called “voluntold”, fyi

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:34

Hello Peter, whats happening? Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:36

When I have tough days as an adult, I like to do things that 5 year old me would appreciate. Like eat cookies and milk in cereal fashion for dinner, or go to the grocery store for only fruit snacks and hotwheels.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:42

Yeah if I wasn’t married I would probably buy a big-ish sailboat and stock it up and head off into the Pacific.

Birddog > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:42

I stopped being an “adult” after my divorce finalized. I’m living for me.

I’m guessing this is something you really can’t say no to.

sony1492 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:45

Ways to deal with adulting: Driving, Depression, sleep, driving, interneting, driving, and last but not least,”partying”(heavy drinking).

Sam > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:47

Good luck breathing and not freezing to death m8. Probably more difficult than adulting, that.

Tapas > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:49

Kinda same here.

Fun fact: if you get laid off in another country, you have to leave the country too. I’m tired of this shit.

Then excess baggage cost more than my international ticket and shipping my stuff on short notice was expensive and a bitch.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > My speed3 is happy
06/22/2016 at 21:54

Hello fellow genpu owner. High fives and torque all around!

Chasaboo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 21:59

Saw a tiny wee one with a shirt that said in bold letters: Growing up and then in smaller print below it: It’s a trap!

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 22:08

Kinja'd!!!

XJDano > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 22:15

NASCAR truck race this weekend near me, planned to be around the track most of the day. Got a text Mandatory annual 8 HR training class that Saturday you want to do a fun thing.

I should get out around 3 and it's an evening race but still. Training doesn't expire until August.

Spaceball-Two > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/22/2016 at 22:36

My entire household has the flu. Wife, baby and myself. I've cleaned up more puke in the last three days than I ever imagined was humanly possible. Suck it up buddy.

GUYMANDUDE > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/23/2016 at 00:58

It gets better.

...

By better I mean worse

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Sam
06/23/2016 at 05:06

If matt damon can do it, i can

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Spaceball-Two
06/23/2016 at 05:07

Thats makes me now want to skip breakfast

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Chasaboo
06/23/2016 at 05:08

ITS A TRAP!