No! Bad New Jersey! BAD!

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 06/21/2016 at 08:36 • Filed to: Good morning Oppo

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I can’t even pump my own gas in this state, now they’re proposing a 23 cent gas tax hike.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS JERSEY? QUICK, I NEED A TAYLOR HAM SANDWICH TO KEEP MY HATRED AT A LOW.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:39

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IT IS CALLED PORK ROLL YOU HEATHEN!!!! God damn bennys

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 08:40

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I LIVE IN NORTH JERSEY, ITS NOT A PORK ROLL

PartyPooper2012 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:40

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The tax will help fix the roads /s

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:41

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Sorry, do you mean a pork roll?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/21/2016 at 08:41

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No.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:43

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People live there? Are you a petrochemical?

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:43

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Exactly, people from North Jersey are Bennys. So it makes sense. Anyone north of the Raritan are basically a different state lol.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/21/2016 at 08:44

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I am an alien

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 08:44

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Pff...i live in the better half :p

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:45

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Staten Island?

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 08:45

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If only! I would gladly pay 20 cents more in gas if the roads (other than the friggin parkway and turnpike) could improve. Although that means I am talking about town roads which aren’t controlled by the state anyways.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:46

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Bruh I bet I pay $1/gal more than you

Agrajag > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:47

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Luckily Taylor ham is sold in my local grocery stores. Now I have zero reason to go to NJ.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/21/2016 at 08:47

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It’s okay, he can just be wrong. There are other brands than Taylor that make pork roll. I don’t even ever buy Taylor branded pork roll, it is usually overpriced for no good reason. Shop rite store brand pork roll is the best!

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/21/2016 at 08:49

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I don’t think NY even wants Staten Island haha. Pretty sure they shouldn’t have bothered rebuilding it after Sandy.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:51

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Only due to the Northwest corner. I spend at least half of my summer weekends up at the Gap so I definitely like it up there. But I will fight to the death for my home town at the shore haha.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 08:54

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I’m from SI originally and even I don’t know why it’s there. I mean, it kind of made sense when my Grandpa was raising his family, but since the end of the crack epedemic, it’s basically been all of the disadvantages of Jersey tied to all of the disadvantages of the city. There’s like, no winning there. City taxes and prices, Jersey inconvenience. I mean, you get a discount on the Verrazano, but who cares?

Slant6 > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 08:55

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I was born in Raritan township.

The Dummy Gummy > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 08:59

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It’s pork roll. Who are you Chris Christie?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > The Dummy Gummy 06/21/2016 at 09:00

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FEED ME

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/21/2016 at 09:00

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Ew

PartyPooper2012 > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 09:01

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HA! The tax will go towards repairing roadways and bridges has been the longest scam NJ had going. Property tax? Road repairs. Toll increase? Road repairs. New Casino? Road repairs. Legalize crack cocaine and heroin? Road repairs

If any of the money ever went to road repair, NJ residents would be driving on solid gold brick roads.

FUCK NJ with a rusty rake

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/21/2016 at 09:01

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I pay $2.89 for 93 so..yeah. IM SORRY IM SPOILED :(

The Dummy Gummy > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:02

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I laughed so hard I almost farted. (I’m a child.)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Agrajag 06/21/2016 at 09:02

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But im not sold at your locla grocery store so you have a reason to come to NJ

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:03

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Yikes! Cheap gas was one of the few good things about living close to south Jersey.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 09:04

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I would love to drive over gold blocks made from my tax dollars

Agrajag > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:04

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You used to be. Everybody kept returning you so they stopped.

Shit! Just remembered Jimmy Buff’s. Guess I’ll still have to periodically go. Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:04

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$3.15 for 89. I don’t even look at the price for premium anymore.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Agrajag 06/21/2016 at 09:04

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:(

Dru > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:05

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$2.45 for 93 yesterday.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 09:06

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It could be worse, I could be living in the South!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dru 06/21/2016 at 09:11

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god...i wish

PartyPooper2012 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:13

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at least then you could point to friends and relatives and say - there. that one! That brick I paid for.

Today, you can point to a pothole and say - there. That one! It costs trillions of dollars and NJ and I are still saving up for it. Only 4 centuries to go till we can fill it

PartyPooper2012 > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 09:15

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How is that worse exactly?

Warm weather - check
Southern Hospitality - check
No rat race - check
Less snow/less potholes - check
Cheaper cost of living - check
Southern girls-chekidycheck

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 09:16

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i just point to the half ass jobs they do to fill the pot holes..which creates hills. I should start naming each one on my street

Dru > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:18

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South Carolina man. All you have to do is put up with the occasional frequent 3rd world quality road.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 09:20

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Warm weather is the problem. NJ is already too hot. Humidity sucks, I do not know how people in the South survive. I can do 100 degrees and dry but anything above 80 with humidity is literally death. I am definitely a soon to be another west coast transplant.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:21

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Or surprise speed bumps! Does great things to the underside of my car.

PartyPooper2012 > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 09:23

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I was in Arizona not long ago. Sure it’s 120 out right now, but humidity is around 12%

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:24

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lol having grown up in NJ and now I live in Michigan, I would like to inform you the roads suck everywhere and the magical tax increases to fix them never work.

Don’t hate NJ hate the road game.

Thomas Donohue > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:25

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I hate to say it, but they should have slapped ten cents on a gallon when gas went from $4 a gallon down to $3. Then another dime when it went to $2. And a nickel when it hit $1.75

No one would have even noticed, and we’d already be at a quarter a gallon. Not a fan of taxes, but on gasoline it needs to be done. When gas goes back to $3.50 a gallon, it will be impossible to get a tax bill passed. And while I don’t usually trust my state with tax dollars, I’d rather they got the money instead of Exxon/mobil, etc. Because the oil companies sure as shit aren’t going to pave a road, invest in hybrid/elec, or build some sensible mass transit. Hell, they barely pay taxes themselves.

PartyPooper2012 > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 09:25

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nothing like surprise speed bumps. Rented a Chevy Chevy (also known as Chevy Aveo here) in Mexico. Wife and I look at the sign that said something like topas with piles drawn. I go - what do you think that is? Piles of poop? So at around 50 mph I hit those piles of shit... metal bumps in the road as speed bumps. Little taller than softball. That poor rental car. I seriously felt bad for ruining a car with a manual

scoob > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 09:26

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SI’ers don’t even want SI!

Thomas Donohue > Thomas Donohue 06/21/2016 at 09:27

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I forgot to add “Taylor Ham, egg, and cheese sandwich FTW. Salt/pepper/ketchup”

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:28

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob 06/21/2016 at 09:29

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bruh...gas is expensive as fuck in NYC

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:32

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You don’t get to drive here.

Problem solved.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob 06/21/2016 at 09:33

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I use to drive into Brooklyn and drive there..so....you’re wrong

RazoE > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 09:36

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Sister-in-law is in Avondale, and sent a pic of her outside thermometer at 120! I love it! I wish I were there, it was only 101 here yesterday. =’( (That’s not sarcasm, I love the heat)

BigBlock440 > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 09:36

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If only.

http://www.post-gazette.com/opinion/Op-Ed/…

Stapleface > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 09:37

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Shop Rite brand pork roll is damn good. But they need to sell it in like an 8 lb package.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > scoob 06/21/2016 at 09:38

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Bruh, you’re driving the rent up even higher.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > scoob 06/21/2016 at 09:38

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I drive.

Rico > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 09:39

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Deadass!!! I’m getting sick of the tristate area.

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:40

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Fine, you don’t *want* to drive here.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 09:40

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Southern hospitality only applies to white straight people. We should have let them go in 1861. Wouldn’t have been a loss. At the very least, we could have let Sherman finish up the job. Why couldn’t he destroy Charleston? It’s like, the most disgustingly old-south place I’ve ever been.

Stapleface > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 09:41

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I've heard nothing about this gas tax increase. FWIW, we have one of the lowest gas taxes around I believe. On the other hand, as was already mentioned NJ will just squander that money like they do every other tax. You have a better shot of having that money used to build a new Walgreens than to fix a road that needs it.

scoob > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/21/2016 at 09:41

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You don’t *want* to drive here.

BigBlock440 > Thomas Donohue 06/21/2016 at 09:41

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But Exxon-Mobile’s not getting the tax money, it’s not like they’re going to lower their prices by $0.25 because the state wanted more money. And it’s not like the state’s going to pave the roads either (at least in PA)

http://www.post-gazette.com/opinion/Op-Ed/…

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob 06/21/2016 at 09:42

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well duh..........new york drivers are a mix of NJ and CT drivers with different plates

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Stapleface 06/21/2016 at 09:43

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2nd lowest gas tax in the country (or somewhere around that), the bump would make us the 7th highest

http://www.nj.com/politics/index…

Rico > BigBlock440 06/21/2016 at 09:44

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There is no accountability about where the money goes. They can publish reports every year but without seeing the true numbers everything could be fudged. Anybody who thinks a gas tax will improve infrastructure hasn’t lived in the US long enough, any money from that tax will go to line a politicians pocket.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > scoob 06/21/2016 at 09:44

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It’s not as bad as it’s made out to be. It’s only stressful if you give a shit about your car’s cosmetics and lack spacial awareness.

Thomas Donohue > Rico 06/21/2016 at 10:00

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Actually, the hope is that the money goes to the construction/paving company with the best kickbacks that in turn line the politicians pockets. So, while you never get the full dollar to go bridge/road repair, at least you get something.

Personally, I prefer a usage-based tax on each gallon. But, the current proposal (which includes all kinds of other estate/income tax changes) is a 12.5% tax, which based on current prices would be 23 cents. It can go as high as 52 cents if gas goes above $3 a gallon but it’s capped there.

Again, I’d rather line some pockets AND fix a bridge, as opposed to having the Ex/Mob executives but another Gulfstream/private island/small country.

Thomas Donohue > BigBlock440 06/21/2016 at 10:01

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No, NJ’s gas tax revenue will not go towards fixing any PA roads. At least I hope not....you never know.

We will continue to truck most of our garbage into PA, however. That’s big business for you guys.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2016 at 10:06

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...and the state of Up. Don’t know why they keep using NY plates when it’s clearly not the same place.

PartyPooper2012 > Rico 06/21/2016 at 10:06

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Deadass? Are you threatening me? What does that mean?

PartyPooper2012 > RazoE 06/21/2016 at 10:07

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Yeah. I think working at night and sleeping in AC during day would solve your problem if you didn’t like heat

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Stapleface 06/21/2016 at 10:17

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that's a lot of pork roll! That sounds like a wonderful way to die.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 10:20

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Just need to drink lots and lots of water and all is good.

Stapleface > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 10:23

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Yes, it would be a fun way to go. I need more pork roll sandwiches in my life.

Rico > PartyPooper2012 06/21/2016 at 10:31

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Alotta threats http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

It means dead serious.

PartyPooper2012 > Rico 06/21/2016 at 10:32

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bwahaha! makes sense. Never heard that before... I’m old

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/21/2016 at 15:20

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I don’t know how I survive. It’s 91 degrees outside my house. I can’t go outside unless I decide I want to become a smelly bucket of sweat within 5 minutes.

And parking your car in the sun. Screw that.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > touring the brook - now with ZHP! 06/22/2016 at 09:11

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Parking in the sun is painful just thinking about it. At least my seats aren’t black but the leather still instantly adheres to my skin and attempts to cook me. I try to wear shorts that are long enough to prevent inner thigh burn!

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 06/22/2016 at 13:42

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I’ve actually never had that happen to me, but my biggest problem is grabbing the shifter after it’s been in the sun for 2 hours. It’s really painful!