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![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:11 |
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That username has got to go.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:12 |
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Go on and on and on and on
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:13 |
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Bae won’t let me have any fun
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:13 |
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y u do dis
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:14 |
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Partly because I can, but mainly because I partly want to.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:16 |
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Party-vi? More like Party-pooper.
:D
(I'm kidding. Please don't ban me).
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:18 |
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I’ll appropriate the proper estates in a gaggle of fortnights.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:18 |
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Oh come on, fortnights are a perfectly good unit. They pair nicely with furlongs and firkins.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:18 |
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What uncivilised heathens don’t use the word “Fortnight"?
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:20 |
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One of my coworkers keeps singing the “Mutha ‘Uckers” song from Flight of the Conchords at irregular intervals, so immediately on hearing/seeing “fortnight” I think about that. I blame him. And you.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:22 |
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Too late, that name’s been taken.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:24 |
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And miles, inches and gallons.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:27 |
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Most Americans.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:30 |
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What’s everyone smoking? Fort night is when you and your lady friend build a blanket fort and get busy in it.
Oh just me?
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:31 |
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I bet they “could care less” too?
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:38 |
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Americans.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 14:45 |
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This phrase makes me sad.
![]() 06/14/2016 at 17:17 |
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I missed it, what username had to go?
![]() 06/15/2016 at 00:19 |
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“Miles per hour” is just so ordinary, though. And “kilometres per hour” is far too clinical.
Furlongs per fortnight is where it’s at.