Cats, Oppo

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3) 05/30/2016 at 19:38 • Filed to: They ARE our evil overlords

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This is too funny. Also, he managed to get a surprising number of matching pairs.

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E90M3 > Xyl0c41n3 05/30/2016 at 19:44

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Must be friends with this cat

Xyl0c41n3 > E90M3 05/30/2016 at 20:00

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My cat likes laying on top of laundry, but he doesn't steal it. He does have an uncanny knack for losing all his toys somehow. I have no idea where they go! Then, a few months later, some long lost mouse or chipmunk or rattle ball will magically make its way back into his toy circulation.

E90M3 > Xyl0c41n3 05/30/2016 at 20:06

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That was at my company provided apartment, damn place was infested with feral cats. I’m glad I no longer live there or in that town either, for that matter. I swear they’re plotting to over throw us all, maybe it’s his way of seeing if you’re paying attention to his secret planning

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Xyl0c41n3 05/30/2016 at 20:14

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See. Cats are evil.

Xyl0c41n3 > E90M3 05/30/2016 at 20:15

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He’s totally won. He’s got me wrapped around his paw. Heh.

Xyl0c41n3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/30/2016 at 20:16

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But the good kind of evil. :)

interstate366, now In The Industry > Xyl0c41n3 05/30/2016 at 20:21

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I recently saw a Hallmark card with a picture of a dog and a cat. Next to the dog it said “man’s best friend”, while next to the cat it said “man’s weird reclusive roommate who poops in a box.”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Xyl0c41n3 05/30/2016 at 20:21

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No.

Xyl0c41n3 > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/30/2016 at 20:25

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Better a box where the cat can go at its leisure, (especially on days I feel like sleeping in) and where I can use a special spatula to scoop it out, than having to take the dog out no matter the weather (and lord help me if its raining, because then that means a bath afterwards), and have to scoop it up with my hand with nothing more than a thin piece of plastic between me and the still-steaming poop.

Xyl0c41n3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/30/2016 at 20:27

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Yes.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Xyl0c41n3 05/30/2016 at 20:31

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Horses for course, swings and roundabouts, six of one and half a dozen of the other. Personally I like that steaming plastic covered poop on a wet cold and windy day. It keeps my hands warm.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Xyl0c41n3 05/30/2016 at 20:32

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There is no good kind of cat.

Xyl0c41n3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/30/2016 at 20:44

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All cats are good cats. :)

Xyl0c41n3 > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 05/30/2016 at 20:47

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Lol.

I’m just mostly giving interstate shit. I love cats *and* dogs, and have had both before.

I've also had birds, fish and a turtle.

Currently, I just have one cat.

E90M3 > Xyl0c41n3 05/30/2016 at 20:59

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Aww that's cute