![]() 05/21/2016 at 19:38 • Filed to: Hummer, Murica | ![]() | ![]() |
I feel special after getting behind the wheel of this beast. AMA before the feeling wears off.
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How does ride feel....Chevy Tahoe ish?
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Actually seemed a little firmer than that.
But it drove huge. And I drive suburbans regularly but this was in a class all its own.
I... liked it???
![]() 05/21/2016 at 19:45 |
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On a scale of one to Hulk Hogan, how much of a Real American are you?
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did your penis shrink instantly upon climbing in? Did you develop an Austrian accent and feel the need to suddenly hit the gym and PUMP IRON? Did you hum the ‘America, Fuck Yeah’ song from Team America while driving it?....thats all I have...
![]() 05/21/2016 at 19:55 |
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By how much did your dick shrink?
![]() 05/21/2016 at 21:06 |
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Alarming amounts. I had to go into the bathroom afterwards to make sure it was still there
![]() 05/21/2016 at 21:08 |
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Alarming amounts of shrinkage. Right after I had to go into the bathroom to make sure it was still there. I may have said “YEEEESSSS” in a somewhat accent upon starting it.
The fact that Born in The USA was the song on the radio at the time was pretty close to perfect
![]() 05/21/2016 at 21:09 |
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After driving this, i’m pretty sure my blood became infused with bald eagle essence. I felt the need to get a giant American flag and hang it in my yard. I tasted the tears of freedom as I handed the owner his keys.
![]() 05/21/2016 at 21:10 |
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A friend of a friend has one that I’ve gotten to ride in a couple times. I want to hate it but I can’t.