Dazzlin'

". ." (xllx) 05/11/2016 at 11:26 • Filed to: None

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Brace yourselves...

scoob > . . 05/11/2016 at 11:29

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WHY

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > . . 05/11/2016 at 11:33

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WHAT

THE

FUCK

TheHondaBro > . . 05/11/2016 at 11:33

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When you got a Dodge Stratus but Pinterest is life.

Brickman > . . 05/11/2016 at 11:34

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I actually think he or most likely she made the car better :)

Nothing of value was lost.

Wacko > . . 05/11/2016 at 11:35

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Factory option right?

looks like the same chrysler quality.

Ash78, voting early and often > . . 05/11/2016 at 11:35

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Wow, nice Stratus! That guy must be like a division manager or something.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Ash78, voting early and often 05/11/2016 at 11:37

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They sure are

Urambo Tauro > . . 05/11/2016 at 11:39

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The only thing worse than all that bedazzling is the leftover adhesive from the bits that fell off.

Stapleface > . . 05/11/2016 at 11:40

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It’s a cloud car. Nothing of value was lost.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/11/2016 at 11:44

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I forgot about that sketch, and loved that line! So...random.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny 05/11/2016 at 11:49

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Just a fantastic symbol of late 90's/early 00's middle management.

Could swap it out for my Mercury Milan and do the same skit. I mean, basically any mid-level person that works on Ford/Lincoln advertising drives a Mercury Milan.

Racin'Jason001 > . . 05/11/2016 at 12:38

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NO!

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > . . 05/12/2016 at 18:32

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MY GOD, this is hideous!

Poor Stratus....I hope the owner doesn’t have small children 0_o

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/13/2016 at 10:03

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Fair enough...but the Milan seems less sad somehow. :-)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny 05/13/2016 at 10:26

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Haha, it’s a lot less sad. Maybe it’s the DOHC VVT 3.0 V6 with 220 hp and optional AWD.

We’ll all see if the Milan is less sad next weekend. When I take it RallyX-ing