Ted Cruz ...

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
05/10/2016 at 18:21 • Filed to: None

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... still an asshole.

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Steve in Manhattan
05/10/2016 at 18:23

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Pretty sure God told him to park that way.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Steve in Manhattan
05/10/2016 at 18:27

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Main issue is the fact that he has a GMC Terrain.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680
05/10/2016 at 18:28

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To be fair, he probably has no control over which government car he’s assigned.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Steve in Manhattan
05/10/2016 at 18:30

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And a GMC Terrain.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/10/2016 at 18:32

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See my reply to JKM7680.


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > Steve in Manhattan
05/10/2016 at 18:36

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Well, at least his driver is an asshole, assuming that vehicle got left parked like that.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Steve in Manhattan
05/10/2016 at 18:39

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They’ve got much nicer cars. Like Yukon XLs and such.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > BorkBorkBjork
05/10/2016 at 18:44

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If I’m a passenger in that car, I tell him to repark it.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680
05/10/2016 at 18:46

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I remember a photo of Denny Hastert getting into a Suburban, but he was speaker of the house.


Kinja'd!!! citizennick > Steve in Manhattan
05/10/2016 at 18:46

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or how to park if he's not the one driving.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > citizennick
05/10/2016 at 18:47

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Like I said elsewhere - a real mensch asks the driver to do it again.


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > Steve in Manhattan
05/10/2016 at 18:53

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Glad you have a handle on the truly important issues


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > jkm7680
05/10/2016 at 18:54

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Car has Virginia plates, probably just a rental or a loaner.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > BorkBorkBjork
05/10/2016 at 18:55

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maybe


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan
05/10/2016 at 19:30

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So if I become a damn candidate who gets destroyed in primaries, I get my own security force and vehicle?

... Why was I not gifted an LFA when running for oppo president


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2016 at 19:59

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Because the Oppo car is a brown wagon with a manual. It is your destiny.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2016 at 20:06

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Why was I not told I could run for Oppo president?!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tapas
05/10/2016 at 21:02

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You’re not obnoxious enough to run.