Oppo Primary

"DKerstan" (dkerstan)
05/09/2016 at 18:20 • Filed to: Oppo Elections

Here are the results for the Oppositelock Primary, and a link to the general ballot. Only two more hours of voting!

1) Van Man, rocks the Man Van: 85 Votes

2) HondaBro / Save the Integra’s: 48 Votes

3) TheHondaBro: 11 Votes

4) Dr. Zoidberg: 7 Votes

5) A three way tie between: Benjamin Rolland, Bman76 (no it doesn’t need a WS6 hood), and Sir_Stig: “On Jelopnic, No One Knows You’re a FWD.”: 2 Votes Each

Now vote for your favorite candidate!

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Edit 3pm 5/9 :

TheHondaBro/SaveTheIntegra’s is currently in first with 683 votes

Benjamin Rolland holds second with 666 votes

Bman76 (no it doesn’t need a WS6hood) trails behind in third with 201 Votes

Voting will close 5PM PST Monday.

DISCUSSION (56)

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 16:45

Kinja'd!!!

who will shamelessly pander to the 914 crowd?

not for canada - australian in disguise > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 16:47

i’d like to thank the citizens of oppositelock for voting for me as your new leader when do i start

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 16:59

Huh, I made it to the general... neat.

Kinja'd!!!

Mercedes Streeter > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:05

Oh well, I’ll try again in 2020!!!

Who was the remaining top ten?

Teflexing > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:12

ZOIDBERG FTW!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:18

HOW ARE WE LOSING?!?!?!

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:22

VOTE 4 VAN MAN 4 PREZ

TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE DOWN SAVETHEINTEGRAS, THEHONDABRO, AND ZOIDBERG. DON’T FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS. VOTE FOR ME IF YOU WANT [insert whatever you want]!

I am Van Man and I approve this message.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/08/2016 at 17:27

BECAUSE VAN MAN IS #LYFE

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:28

Your attempts at undermining the Oppo Oligarchy are futile.

boxrocket > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:32

I, uh, honestly did not know this was going on.

TheHondaBro > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:34

I’m in there twice. I win by default.

Your boy, BJR > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:35

Vote for me.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:59

I have a suspicion that Van man is cheating.

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/08/2016 at 18:17

I do smell a rigged election in his favor...

DKerstan > Mercedes Streeter
05/08/2016 at 18:55

Kinja'd!!!

spanfucker retire bitch > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 19:15

So the question “Why not Zoidberg?” has finally been answered.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > touring the brook - now with ZHP!
05/08/2016 at 19:21

On a site where most posts get less than 100 comments..... That just seems like too much to be legit.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 19:33

I can’t believe I did worse than HondaBro. If only I had talked about the Celica more. I have a feeling that would have really tipped the scales.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > spanfucker retire bitch
05/08/2016 at 19:35

Kinja'd!!!

Mercedes Streeter > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 19:47

Damn! lol

Racin'Jason001 > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
05/08/2016 at 20:08

VOTE 4 VAN MAN 4 PREZ

TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE DOWN SAVETHEINTEGRAS, THEHONDABRO, AND ZOIDBERG. DON’T FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS. VOTE FOR ME IF YOU WANT [ AWESOME VAN REVIEWS, and other Honda products]!

Spridget > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2016 at 21:59

You need to broker a ticket with The Van Man to counter the TheHondaBro/Save The Integras bromance/campaign.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spridget
05/08/2016 at 22:03

What about the puppy?

Kinja'd!!!

Spridget > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2016 at 22:26

Secretary of Defense.

C62030 > DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 23:46

I’m not on this list and someone’s gonna pay dearly for it

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Mercedes Streeter
05/08/2016 at 23:53

Hey! We got the same number of votes!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/09/2016 at 00:10

The puppy that you tried to trade for a computer?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/09/2016 at 00:12

Why not — you’d willingly return her after 3 hours I assure you. Free computer and puppy returned.

pjhusa > DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 00:21

52.5%?! how?!

The Dummy Gummy > DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 00:23

Where is the write in section? Because I want to vote independent.

interstate366, now In The Industry > DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 00:34

Oh good, nobody voted for me, just as I asked.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/09/2016 at 00:43

In my experience, they mellow after a few years.

Wheelerguy > DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 01:23

Hold on. Somebody voted for me?! I didn’t even vote for the elections in my country!

But really, I need a running mate.

DKerstan > Wheelerguy
05/09/2016 at 01:24

Yup, you got one vote.

RallyWrench > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
05/09/2016 at 13:11

This kind of content is exactly why I voted for you. This car is on my desk:

Kinja'd!!!

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > RallyWrench
05/09/2016 at 13:19

Thank you!

I still need to get a model of one (or import a real one) for myself.

StingrayJake > DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 16:31

Why is Fred Smith not an option?

NotoriousEID > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/09/2016 at 17:05

You’ve won my vote.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/09/2016 at 18:33

Check the other candidates’ totals now and then let me know who is cheating.

Future next gen S2000 owner > DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 18:35

I willing to sell my vote. Who wants it?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/09/2016 at 18:44

If it helps. I gave you my vote.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
05/09/2016 at 18:45

As of the initial voting your numbers were massive. Now im pretty sure everyone is cheating.

Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2016 at 18:58

SHHH, now. Just let them think they have some power. That will take focus away from The Disappeared.

/evil laughter

Xyl0c41n3 > DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 19:08

Erm. That's not a very good poll. I allege voter and election fraud is occurring! There's no mechanism to keep a person from voting multiple times. That's not a fair election at all.

Your boy, BJR > Brian, The Life of
05/09/2016 at 19:10

I know about 505Turbeaux, Eli’s got 2, and Brian Silvestro, you guys.

Your boy, BJR > Xyl0c41n3
05/09/2016 at 19:16

Careful, don’t go playing investigative reporter now, you might get in over your head with the wrong people.