Is Your Car Luxurious?

"Justin Hughes" (justinhughes54)
05/06/2016 at 16:19 • Filed to: None

Does it have ass warmers so powerful they could light your butt on fire? No? Then GTFO.

Echo51 > Justin Hughes
05/06/2016 at 16:21

Nah, i swapped them for sport seats. Less side-to-side slipping while cornering, YO

Wobbles the Mind > Justin Hughes
05/06/2016 at 16:23

Damn, you have bacon and double bacon as settings!!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Justin Hughes
05/06/2016 at 16:24

Mine get so hot they turn themselves down to protect your sensitive, not fire proof rear.

Peasant.

jkm7680 > Justin Hughes
05/06/2016 at 16:26

I USED TO HAVE SIX STAGE HEATED FRONT AND REAR SEATS. SIX STATES. SIX STAGES OF ASSHOLE INFERNO.

Hoccy > Justin Hughes
05/06/2016 at 16:31

Your car isn’t luxurious before it has automatic heated seats as standard.

Kinja'd!!!

With a bit of a head start.

Justin Hughes > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 16:33

Congratulations! You get my personal COTD award!

Wobbles the Mind > Justin Hughes
05/06/2016 at 16:35

*tears* Just in time for Mother’s Day. She’ll be so damn proud!

And I thought the three on the S60 was a lot!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Justin Hughes
05/06/2016 at 18:12

Only one of us can actually claim to have this...

Leon711 > jkm7680
05/09/2016 at 15:03

Mine does too!

Nibbles > jkm7680
05/09/2016 at 15:12

My ‘87 Saab has rheostat controlled heated seats. INFINITELY ADJUSTABLE ASS BURN

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Echo51
05/09/2016 at 15:14

I have heated sport seats with bolsters so high that fat Americans complain about them...

i don’t have heated seats.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > jkm7680
05/09/2016 at 15:15

I think pretty much everyone has settled on three these days. Even the 5-series has only 3 settings (toasty, ouch, and woman).

jkm7680 > Leon711
05/09/2016 at 16:32

Front and rear?

Leon711 > jkm7680
05/09/2016 at 17:17

No, but in my defence, I do smelly farts. No one wants to sit behind me.