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"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 05/03/2016 at 16:30 • Filed to: hearse, hearses, hearsay, heresy

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There’s a Town And Country hearse here with 300 tail lights its so damn coooool looking.

So classy.

So proportional.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) is dead, long live Bman76 M. Arch > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 16:33

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I think I’ve gone blind, pls send help.

Ash78, voting early and often > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 16:33

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“Can I put on a show for you back there? Let's see, I've got 'Dead Like Me,' 'Pushing Daisies,' 'Walking Dead' but just season 2. Maybe 'First 48'? I'm not sure of your circumstances, so please don't take any offense here."

jkm7680 > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 16:35

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If my family sent me out in a Town and Country, I would definitely return to earth and do some poltergeist type shit.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 16:36

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Got nothing on the XJ hearse.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 16:36

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Shove a v8 in the front. Slam it and take the random funeral-ly stuff off the sides = Your new bitchin Dodge Magnum

RyanFrew > jkm7680 05/03/2016 at 16:36

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Better than being sent out in a Hellcat

Takuro Spirit > RyanFrew 05/03/2016 at 16:39

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We were having that discussion the other day. If I die doing 180 in a Hellcat don’t even cut me out. Just bury me in the twisted wreckage.

Takuro Spirit > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) is dead, long live Bman76 M. Arch 05/03/2016 at 16:40

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In braille its not much better looking.

RyanFrew > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 05/03/2016 at 16:42

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Alternative approach: Shove a battery pack in the front and a 16 cylinder in the back. New....hybrid....

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > RyanFrew 05/03/2016 at 16:49

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With the weight and power we would have to call it the “Chrysler Freight Train”

Mercedes Streeter > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 16:50

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At least everyone knew you died smiling like crazy. :)

Mercedes Streeter > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/03/2016 at 16:51

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I...I need to see that front door open.

RyanFrew > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 05/03/2016 at 16:56

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Hellfreighttrain

Rolls right off the tongue.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > RyanFrew 05/03/2016 at 17:05

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...Oh, I like that

Textured Soy Protein > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 17:07

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The Lincoln MKT is the best hearse.

Cé hé sin > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 17:18

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Interesting to see the differences in philosophy of your final vehicle. If you’re an American you stay out of sight behind curved shiny bars . Others of us prefer to have a view. See and be seen and all that.

Cé hé sin > Textured Soy Protein 05/03/2016 at 17:19

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That’s more hideous than a very hideous thing.

Cé hé sin > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/03/2016 at 17:22

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Here’s an older model I saw in Italy last month:

That's gonna leave a mark! > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 17:23

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Cool looking until you get inside then not so much. Tends to be very dark and close with weird feeling fabric all around.

Slant6 > RyanFrew 05/03/2016 at 18:52

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That makes absolutely no sense.

RyanFrew > Slant6 05/03/2016 at 19:00

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This was a “you’re going to Hell” joke, with poor execution because 4:30pm on busy weekday.

Amoore100 > Takuro Spirit 05/03/2016 at 19:10

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The proportions kinda remind me of old Ram van. I like it...?

quarterlifecrisis > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/03/2016 at 19:33

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Oh my. That’s...tall.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Takuro Spirit 05/04/2016 at 12:41

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The slope of the taillights give the rear a very subtle version of an chevy with the big trunk bump.