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"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/30/2016 at 21:15 • Filed to: None

The hype is real, this car is amazing. That is all.

DISCUSSION (61)

jimz > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:18

amazing how good a parts bin car can be.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:18

OH MY GOD ARE YOU GOING TO POST ABOUT YOUR CAR ALL THE TIME NOW

WHO DOES THAT

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jimz
04/30/2016 at 21:18

You can definitely tell it’s roots, but that’s completely okay, because it makes it very tossable.

daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:19

Next autocross is May 21st, sign up and learn how fun that car is on course.

http://www.motorsportreg.com/events/2016-sc…

Also join SCCA so your first SCR autocross is free.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > jimz
04/30/2016 at 21:19

The 86 is also mostly a parts bin car, and it’s great

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/30/2016 at 21:19

No clue. Wouldn’t know who.

Kinja'd!!!

dogisbadob > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:20

Blue cars with red interiors are awesome.

Sam > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:20

Now mod that mother.

http://www.cobbtuning.com/products/acces…

http://www.mountuneusa.com/mountune-Sport…

http://www.cobbtuning.com/products/exhau…

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sam
04/30/2016 at 21:24

Nah. With the exception of maybe the engine mount, it’s staying stock.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:25

Time for a Ford Performance exhaust and a Cobb tune yo!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
04/30/2016 at 21:25

Do they do helmet rentals?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > dogisbadob
04/30/2016 at 21:25

It’s actually Orange, but it’s a redish Orange.

dogisbadob > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:27

close enough for me :)

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 21:27

Last I checked, FP only does exhaust for the Focus. Honestly, I’m fine with the sound symposer. Also, the warranty is staying intact. All modding goes to the white thing beside it.

Sam > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:28

AccessPort is plug and play, then you get moar power! (Or even moar fuel economy, if that’s your thing)

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > dogisbadob
04/30/2016 at 21:29

Kinja'd!!!

It’s basically red.

Cash Rewards > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:30

Both places I’ve autocrossed at had several to borrow, no fee charged.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/30/2016 at 21:30

Well there is both you and me so far. Lol.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sam
04/30/2016 at 21:30

Still voids the warranty. Mountune on the other hand...

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:31

I thought that too but I just checked and there’s one for the Fiesta now.

1UZ swap 4Runner?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
04/30/2016 at 21:31

Also, I’m thinking about heading up to NC this weekend to exploit the features of the FiST.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:31

Welcome.

PushToStart > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:32

That’s what I’m saying! Congrats on the purchase!

daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:33

We have free loaner helmets, yes, but I recommend getting your own if you want to make autocrossing a monthly thing.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 21:33

I may just delete the resonator, but for real, it sounds fairly decent inside. I don’t really care about having my little hatchback singing the song of it’s 4 little people lol.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
04/30/2016 at 21:33

Also, eventually...

daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:34

There’re some great roads north of Greenville, I used to go up there every season for a fun fast run.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
04/30/2016 at 21:34

I’m trying to save a little money to go to Octane Academy, so it’ll be a rare occasion.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
04/30/2016 at 21:36

I’m planning on going to Troutman(no other reason than Sheetz), then head out to Waynesville to take NC-215 South.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:37

I don’t think you could have chosen two more different cars.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PushToStart
04/30/2016 at 21:38

It’s a harsh ride, but the big white thing beside it is harsher.

TDogg > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:39

Yesssss! Looks great. Good buy. Enjoy it!

daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:40

Done 215 before, you’ll love it but watch your brake temps; make sure not to park it with the handbrake on when taking a break in the middle of the mountains.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/30/2016 at 21:40

Honestly, they have a lot in common. They both are a blast at low speeds, they both ride like crap, they both make me giggle like an idiot, and they both.... Yeah other than those three, they are fairly different.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
04/30/2016 at 21:42

Off you mean??? Also, I don’t plan on going crazy, just a leisurely drive...

daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:47

No, I seriously mean park it in gear but leave the handbrake off. That’s something I was taught to avoid warping rotors after coming in for a stop from a trackday session or excited downhill mountain drive.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 21:51

I was going for technical specifications.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
04/30/2016 at 21:55

Ah, I guess it makes sense.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/30/2016 at 21:56

Oh. Yeah, it’s worlds apart. It’s quite quick. Quicker than I expected.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 22:01

Toyota trucks are not known for their touring ability. My former 89 and current 80 ride like bodies in the trunk of a TownCar.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 22:13

I want one of these more every time I see one. I’ve only driven one, and they are SO MUCH fun.

Congrats!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
04/30/2016 at 22:15

I honestly though I was going to have to wait for a while before I got mine, but my dealer was the bomb, and got me one exactly how I wanted in: 1 DAY!

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 22:22

Daaaamn, nice. That’s a pretty uncommon car, especially with the Molten Orange interior. I think we only have one in stock right now where I work, and its in the showroom. Looks just like yours but with black wheels (they make it look worse) and grey interior.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
04/30/2016 at 22:24

My luck took a turn for the better, and there happened to be two within 300 miles. I left the dealer at 3:30 on Friday, it was here by 5 today.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 22:26

I wasn't sold on the blue until I saw the orange/red interior. It's awesome. Congrats!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
04/30/2016 at 22:30

I’ll try to get a better pic of it, but the color is awesome in the right light. I wasn’t sold on the color until I saw one in person. That is when I knew exactly what color I wanted. Honestly, the orange interior was just kind of a last minute “Why not?”

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
04/30/2016 at 22:30

And thanks!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 22:37

Both are good in the dirt!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
04/30/2016 at 22:39

Only one will fjord a river.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/30/2016 at 22:39

Kinja'd!!!

Yes. Welcome.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 22:47

A dirt road is not a river. Fiestas do not Fiesta well underwater. Please avoid submersion in your new Fiesta ST

Sam > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 23:23

The question is - would they be able to tell that you installed one? That’s something to look in to. I mean, the Smoking Tire guys did it on their lease FiST and it didn’t cause any issues.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sam
04/30/2016 at 23:25

They just sold it, I don’t think it was a lease. Plus, it’s not worth the risk. It’s plenty quick, more than enough to get me in trouble.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 23:38

Nice!

Big Bubba Ray > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 23:47

Damn dude congrats on the new car!!

A friend of mine had one for a while until he traded it for an ‘03 Terminator Cobra. Put some Rally Armor mud flaps on it to protect the paint, do a muffler delete and it will set it apart from the other Fists out there!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Big Bubba Ray
04/30/2016 at 23:50

Eh, I’m going to keep it quiet, as it does a great job of not attracting unwanted attention. The sound symposer does it’s job well enough. Thanks though! Mod money will be going towards Octane Academy and the Slowrunner.

Big Bubba Ray > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/30/2016 at 23:55

Awesome. Let us know how the Octane Academy goes if you end up doing it!

The muffler delete actually doesn’t make the car that much louder than stock. It’s surprisingly reserved and queit. It only gets loud if you really get on the gas like a mad man haha

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Big Bubba Ray
05/01/2016 at 07:35

I would like crackle and pops. But I will keep you updated.

shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/01/2016 at 09:20

Nice!

No Camaro for you!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > shop-teacher
05/01/2016 at 09:22

Yeah, can’t deny that I went to the Chevy dealer first, but it was going to be damn near impossible to get one. Ford’s First Time Buyer program is outstanding.

After driving it around though, I think I would have regretted the Camaro, because you can have so much fun in this thing, without being a dumbass.

shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/01/2016 at 09:25

They’re great cars either way. All that matters that you’re happy! :)