My Mom is the Worst

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass) 04/27/2016 at 22:25 • Filed to: SUBARU

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Was cleaning out a drawer and found this. For Christmas I asked my mom for a “Subaru T-Shirt” meaning one of the tees I saw at the dealer. Instead she found an old doodle of a concept Legacy wagon I drew back as a college Freshman in 2003, scanned it, and made an iron-on transfer print. I can’t even.

Update: OK Oppo, you’ve convinced me, I’m going to quit being a loser and wear the shirt. First to the Subaru dealer, because my Forester has decided that it doesn’t like going into reverse anymore.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 22:29

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Your mom is creative and obviously loves you very much

E92M3 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 22:30

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It’s the thought that counts!

$kaycog > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 22:31

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You have a wonderful and thoughtful mother!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > E92M3 04/27/2016 at 22:32

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Yes. Still not wearing it. I think there were two more as well. B&W pen sketches that she put on colored shirts. I must have put them straight into the attic.

Die-Trying > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 22:34

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wear it with pride..... fight anyone who gives you a hard time over it.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 04/27/2016 at 22:35

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Too creative. A year or two back she picked me up at the airport in her one month old at the time Impreza and as we walked up I asked how she already had a dent in the rear bumper. “Oh I hit a pillar in the parking garage under he mall. These modern cars are so hard to see out of!” We get in she puts it into reverse and suddenly a wild backup camera appears! It’s super effective! But she's that kind of person, head in the clouds thinking of her next crazy project.

Big Bubba Ray > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 22:39

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Haha your mom is awesome!

This past Christmas my mom had a picture of my brother’s cat screen printed on one of his shirts then gave it to him as a present. My brother wears it constantly.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Die-Trying 04/27/2016 at 22:40

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I just don’t think I can wear my own art. I don’t have the personality for it. I just think everything I create is crappy. I have a tattoo on my bicep that I drew myself and basically keep it covered, because I don't know how to deal with questions people ask about it.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Big Bubba Ray 04/27/2016 at 22:42

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This is actually amazing.

Big Bubba Ray > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 22:52

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It’s beyond hilarious and it has the cat’s name printed on the back as well. The cat’s name is “Steve French.” She was named after the mountain lion from Trailer Park Boys.

Every time my brother wears the shirt, his girlfriend and my friends that run into him always snapchat me a picture of him haha

Berang > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 22:56

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Well... I guess you’d HAVE to be a badass to wear it.

coqui70 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 22:59

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Shame on you your mother sounds like a wonderful person! An no ... she didn’t bake me some brownies to say that!

Die-Trying > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 23:04

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fine. dont wear your art. wear the shirt your mom gave you. unless you did the tattoo yourself, and mangled it, then dont sweat it.

gotta stand up sometime.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Die-Trying 04/27/2016 at 23:11

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You know that's a good way to think of it. I'm going wear it out the next chance I get.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > $kaycog 04/27/2016 at 23:13

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Thanks. I think she’d love to see all the stars this comment got, but her head might explode if I tried to explain Kinja to her.

The Compromiser > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 23:24

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I like your mom. I would wear the Shit out of that.

Xyl0c41n3 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 23:36

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It’d be even better if you quit being a dick by talking about being a pussy. :)

Pussies are actually pretty fucking awesome and strong. Can the opening of your penis expand to 10 centimeters and push the equivalent of a baby out of it? No? Then why are vaginas (or having one) equated with weakness?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 23:37

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Hey man. She tried.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Xyl0c41n3 04/27/2016 at 23:40

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Sorry didn't mean to be a dick. Edited.

Xyl0c41n3 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 23:42

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Heh. No worries. The shirt is pretty fucking awesome, actually. What do the other ones look like?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/27/2016 at 23:50

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That door, to window ratio, is worse than a new Chevy 2500.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/28/2016 at 00:01

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And I drew that 13 years ago... Guess I went into the wrong career, I could’ve been a visionary car designer!

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Xyl0c41n3 04/28/2016 at 00:25

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Had to dig to find them. Here you go! Sorry for the crappy flash photo, long story. I’m pretty sure these are even older drawings. The MB was the result of a friend and I making up cars and a magazine ad to go along with them. The Panoz 4-door on the other makes me laugh. I was obsessed with the Esperante for while after C&D was crazy enough to put it in a comparison test with the XKR and 911 back in 2001. It is still on my bucket list to drive someday.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/28/2016 at 00:49

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Quit being a little bitch and appreciate that your mom went out of her way to do something extra nice for you.

BREADwagon > $kaycog 04/28/2016 at 09:38

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Came here to write this.