MINI Needs a Roadster and a CUV

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
04/25/2016 at 19:09 • Filed to: Bad Jokes

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MINI needs to make the Superleggera to go against the Fiat 124 Spider. If they make the roadster, it should be called the MINI FrenZ. Then, they need a subcompact crossover. Something like a 4DC version of the BMW X1. They can call it the MINI Roman. Then I can ask owners of the FrenZ, Roman, and Countryman to lend me their keys. *womp womp womp waaaaahhh*


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Wobbles the Mind
04/25/2016 at 19:12

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If Mini were to actually make the Superleggera and the crossover, they’d end up calling it the Roadster and the Sportman or something dull like that.

Such is the reality of new Mini.


Kinja'd!!! slipperysallylikespenguins > Wobbles the Mind
04/25/2016 at 19:19

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They already tried and failed with the Mini Roadster.

As pretty as the Superleggera is, it wouldn’t sell well because they would price it at 40k plus for a decently equipped one.


Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > MLGCarGuy
04/25/2016 at 19:33

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Care to share which version of Mini gave the cars really interesting names? Or is it just hip to hate on “new Mini”?


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > RyanFrew
04/25/2016 at 19:57

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British Mini produced the Moke and Traveller.


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Wobbles the Mind
04/25/2016 at 20:05

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I believe what Mini should do is come up with a mid-rear engine sports coupe/roadster and really play on the fact that the Cooper family was a pioneer in the rear/mid engine development in formula1. Heck, they could call it the Mini Formula or something like that. I even have a sketch of what such a mini would look like from a slow day at the office. Looks like the old roadster kind of but with a big wing and a lower hood, kind of 911 plus spoiler meets Cooper. I'm a bad drawer otherwise I'd upload it...


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > MLGCarGuy
04/25/2016 at 20:50

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Weren’t there like 5 different “British Mini” companies?


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Wobbles the Mind
04/25/2016 at 20:51

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Sophisticated historical jokes aside, doesn’t the countryman already pretty much count as a crossover?


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > TheOnelectronic
04/25/2016 at 20:56

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Nah, it’s more like a hatchback with a little bit of a lift. Id say between a QX30 S and a QX30, but I want something more like a QX30 AWD in ride height. (I have no idea what any of that means!!!).


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind
04/25/2016 at 22:21

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Was this post entirely a setup for that joke? Because that was rather well played. Also, the Mini Superleggera is the sex.

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Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/25/2016 at 22:23

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I do it all for the punchlines!