Step 1 : Hurt my back

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 04/22/2016 at 21:09 • Filed to: None

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... by WALKING AROUND THE BED. Seriously, that is how it started. Being old sucks.

Step 2: Back starts hurting worse the next day. A lot.

Step 3: Later that night drink a couple of beers and some shots while out with friends.

Step 4: Wake up next day, back feeling 80% better.

Step 5: DRINK ALL THE BEERS! Because clearly that is the cure.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 04/22/2016 at 21:12

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Boy I could go for one right now.

Sam > fhrblig 04/22/2016 at 21:15

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That’s why I’ve chosen to just not age.

OPPOsaurus WRX > fhrblig 04/22/2016 at 21:24

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I have a rod in my back. It competes for space with some muscles. For some reason riding my mountain bike makes it feel better

Birddog > fhrblig 04/22/2016 at 21:25

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“... by WALKING AROUND THE BED”

Welcome to the 40s! Nice to meet you.

Yes, Beer does help. More than a Chiropractor sometimes.

fhrblig > Sam 04/22/2016 at 21:36

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That’s the spirit!

fhrblig > Birddog 04/22/2016 at 21:37

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Yes. Not ‘getting out of bed’, but ‘making a left turn at the foot of the bed in order to go take a shower’. I literally cannot even.

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/22/2016 at 21:37

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I apologize, I seem to have drank them all.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig 04/22/2016 at 21:40

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That was me, B.P. (before puppy)

Birddog > fhrblig 04/22/2016 at 21:46

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Yup.. Mine spazzed out once stepping out of the shower reaching for the towel. It wasn’t even a tub, it was a stall!

fhrblig > Birddog 04/22/2016 at 21:49

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I need to win the lottery so that I can have a masseuse on retainer, because this sucks.

Birddog > fhrblig 04/22/2016 at 22:21

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Hell yes!

I’m a regular at the “Chinese Relax Place” at a Mall I pass on my commute. $60 every two weeks is a few less beers I can drink but it’s worth it.

The Compromiser > fhrblig 04/23/2016 at 09:24

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I did mine once putting on a sock. A sock.

fhrblig > The Compromiser 04/23/2016 at 10:32

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You know what’s funnier? The other day while I was sitting in an odd way on the couch to make my back feel better, I strained my right triceps pushing off of the couch in order to get up. FML.

The Compromiser > fhrblig 04/23/2016 at 20:40

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I feel ya. If I sleep wrong I can’t turn my head for days... I once put my back out turning to fast. And once changing after being in the hot tub.