Canadian

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 04/20/2016 at 11:02 • Filed to: Cyanide and happiness

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crowmolly > TheHondaBro 04/20/2016 at 11:04

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Q: When you go to the doctor’s office can you do a test to find out if you are Canadian?

A: Yes. When you are done with your visit, try to leave without paying. If they let you go, you’re Canadian.

TheHondaBro > crowmolly 04/20/2016 at 11:08

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If they ask you to pay then apologize for inconveniencing your day, then you’re Canadian.

crowmolly > TheHondaBro 04/20/2016 at 11:09

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If your doctor’s office is actually a Tim Horton’s, you’re Canadian.

TheHondaBro > crowmolly 04/20/2016 at 11:09

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If the ambulance is a moose... You get the idea.

For Sweden > TheHondaBro 04/20/2016 at 11:44

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Look I’ll become Canadian if you can guarantee me a Senate appointment.

TheHondaBro > For Sweden 04/20/2016 at 11:45

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Best I can do is 100 cans of tomato soup.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > crowmolly 04/20/2016 at 11:54

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Fuck yes

450X_FTW > TheHondaBro 04/20/2016 at 11:58

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I grew up 30 minutes from Canada, it’s fun, clean, everyone is polite. And Windsor is the place to go for your 19th birthday