If I Get a 996....

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
04/06/2016 at 21:54 • Filed to: None

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I am putting a roof rack on it. Nobody can stop me.

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DISCUSSION (55)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 21:59

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Just say it: you hate your car.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:02

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*Vomits*

*Looks at pile of puke*

*It’s in the shape of those headlights*

*Yes this must be repeated*


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:05

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Oh but my tow hook is wrong...?


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:06

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Let the haters hate.

Do it.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:06

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YOU’RE WRONG

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Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:07

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Fact: All sports cars look better in the snow with ski racks.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:09

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Do It.


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:11

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Here’s what I’d do with a 996.


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:14

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YES. 996 with a roof rack is the sex.

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Kinja'd!!! Nymphicus Hollandicus > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:15

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And they said you need an SUV for ski trips... I’d also get a bike rack for the summer


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > scoob
04/06/2016 at 22:16

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Thank you. These make me 9-9-sicks.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:18

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You should stance it

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No regrets. I want to watch the world burn.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:20

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My friend has a 996, they are cheap to buy, he says it’s not cheap to own. He’s always complaining about the tires.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 22:20

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Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:24

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You gonna ski in the South?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
04/06/2016 at 22:31

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I have a question.....

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How does this make you feel?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:31

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Solution: snow skates in the trunk


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 22:31

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Oh, he loves stanced Porsches, didn’t you know?


Kinja'd!!! Tim (Fractal Footwork) > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:34

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Does that mean you're also getting a 4S?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob
04/06/2016 at 22:37

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Nope. But how do you feel about this?

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Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:39

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I like it, it has a very retro classic look.

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Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 22:41

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That poor E46, how did it catch such a terrible disease?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Tripper
04/06/2016 at 22:44

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Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 22:47

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Lol, at least they can be fixed.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 22:47

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I would too. Even if I’m stuck in Kansas right now. A lot of cars look good with them.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Tripper
04/06/2016 at 22:51

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Just imagine the rust from all the scraping.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 22:52

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 22:53

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How does this make you feel?

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Kinja'd!!! scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 22:53

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Too much for my tastes. Also...

WHO THE HELL DECIDED TO DO THAT TO A DELTA?!?!


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Tripper
04/06/2016 at 22:53

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“rehabilitated”


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Tripper
04/06/2016 at 22:54

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Skanks riding in it with no underpants


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
04/06/2016 at 22:54

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 22:56

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It hurts people


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 22:59

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It’s ok I’m a details guy, I would spend the time to heal them properly.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
04/06/2016 at 23:05

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Skanks riding in it with no underpants the trunk with no pulse.

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Kinja'd!!! djgreenlava > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 23:07

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That says you're a man of zero compromises. A Home Depot trip is only a roof rack away.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/06/2016 at 23:13

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Well, here’s how it goes.

I’ve owned multiple old Audis that may or may not have been time bombs. Then I get a new Volkswagen and remeber exactly why I loved those Audis. Because they’re unpredictable, unique and are a whole lot of fun to play with. There's just this charm, or something that draws me to them. Whether it be the value, engine or just me being insane.

I miss my damn A6. I really do. There's a void in my heart that yearns for another unreliable German car.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/06/2016 at 23:13

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Like puking on you


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > scoob
04/06/2016 at 23:14

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I kill you


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Tripper
04/06/2016 at 23:14

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Content

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
04/06/2016 at 23:15

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No I'm poor


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
04/06/2016 at 23:15

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Yes


Kinja'd!!! AM3R shamefully returns > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC
04/06/2016 at 23:15

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This makes me want to sell everything and get a 996 turbo and mod it


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
04/06/2016 at 23:15

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Hell no, haha. I'd probably use a cargo box though.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 23:16

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Ill take off that rook rack


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
04/06/2016 at 23:17

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I'll take that towhook off and use it as a cupholder


Kinja'd!!! scoob > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 23:52

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
04/06/2016 at 23:59

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If only there was an even MORE unreliable A6 out there... maybe a wagon... One that fancies “all the roads”... A L L R O — anyway.


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > AM3R shamefully returns
04/07/2016 at 00:21

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You and me both. 996 turbos look so good. I’d do it up with some Sharkwerks goodies and then that Strosek wing shown in the picture.


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/07/2016 at 00:22

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I have a confession. I really like Stanced 911s.


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/07/2016 at 02:14

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The rest of them I can do without, but I’m in love with that 500. Which I’m pretty sure makes me a bad person.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
04/07/2016 at 06:38

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...I’ll be watching you


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
04/07/2016 at 08:48

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Nah...


Kinja'd!!! gawdzillla > MLGCarGuy
04/07/2016 at 09:26

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came here to post this


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > jkm7680
04/07/2016 at 17:37

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I was going to put one on when I was trying to buy one before I got my goat. 11/10 good idea