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"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve) 04/04/2016 at 15:40 • Filed to: None

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A MIATA IS NOT WORTH RAPE THREATS. NOTHING IS WORTH RAPE THREATS. DO NOT TRY TO JUSTIFY RAPE THREATS.

V6 or Bust > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:43

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Context?

Xyl0c41n3 > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:44

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Link?

PanchoVilleneuve ST > V6 or Bust 04/04/2016 at 15:45

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http://jalopnik.com/models-who-dan…

The comments can cause severe soul pain. Proceed at your own risk.

CRider > Xyl0c41n3 04/04/2016 at 15:46

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http://jalopnik.com/models-who-dan…

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:46

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God people on the internet are stupid

-Me, some guy on the internet

Shmevans > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:46

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But my car is my property and something about people have shit coming to them... you’d say the same thing if it was your #tyteride

Leon711 > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:47

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I don’t fucking understand the logic. These people are wrong in the noggin.

Takuro Spirit > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:48

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Please enter some content.

Mercedes Streeter > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:49

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Oh FP, never ceases to amaze me with the levels they will drop to...

The other thing I’m pissed at is that it’s still entirely possible that the whole “we hate Miatas” thing from the girls could entirely still be a hoax. That said, rape threats aren’t cool....AT ALL.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:51

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And you’re surprised that they’re trying to justify rape threats?

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Takuro Spirit 04/04/2016 at 15:51

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http://jalopnik.com/models-who-dan…

CalzoneGolem > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:52

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Fricken internet!

DrJohannVegas > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:53

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“In a stunning turn of events, garbage people write garbage things on the internet. Film at 11.”

Xyl0c41n3 > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:53

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Well... that was fun.

Jalopnik: once again proving that most internet commenters are the literal worst.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/04/2016 at 15:57

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I guess it’s ok, then, if that’s just how the internet is!

V6 or Bust > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:58

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I’ll say. These justifications are as morally decrepit as they are paper-thin.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 15:58

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I’m not implying that defending rape threats is a good thing, but it’s totally expected out of the FP comments. And that’s a damn shame. I thought people were better than this, but unfortunately, I was wrong yet again.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Xyl0c41n3 04/04/2016 at 16:00

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It’s amazing how when people are behind a keyboard they feel they can say whatever they want with zero repercussions.....oh wait, that’s the problem there are zero repercussions for the majority of these idiots.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 16:01

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I assume these particularly toxic keyboard warriors find it easy to itemise women since they’ve never spoken to one.

For Sweden > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 16:02

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Best I can do is a Rap Threat

Bytemite > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 16:03

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They deliberately vandalized someone’s property because a car was “dumb” and “hideous” in their ignorant opinion. They also did this so they can attract attention and “followers”.

So, in the expense of someone else’s beloved ride, they get more of the attention and raising of the pedestal they can’t get enough of.

Well I’m not one to make those kinds of threats, but if they want attention so much, they’ll get it. Am I one to worry what kind of attention they get? No.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > For Sweden 04/04/2016 at 16:05

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TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3 04/04/2016 at 16:10

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Your boy, BJR > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 16:14

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Miatas aren’t worth rape threats but trying to justify rape threats are at least worth a beating with a rolled up length of steel cable.

TheHondaBro > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 16:15

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I don’t even want to think about rape threats over a Miata, so instead here’s a cat gif.

Your boy, BJR > Bytemite 04/04/2016 at 16:16

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Justifying rape threats? That’s a paddlin’

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 04/04/2016 at 16:17

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I’m at work, bro. I can't be spending all day browsing Jalopnik. That's what Oppo is for. :D

Steve in Manhattan > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 16:23

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Ultimately it is just a car. Drop a piano on a Morris Marina, you get angry old guys in caps and tweed jackets writing you stern letters. Do minor damage to a Miata and, wait, what?

Just stop it. Anyone with any sense realizes the car will be fixed (if any damage was done), and it will be junked if some idiot wraps it around a tree. The Miata fanboys should be glad for the parts cars.

Mercedes Streeter > Xyl0c41n3 04/04/2016 at 16:25

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The pic he posted is Rhett & Link lol...so technically I guess that’s his way of sending you a Link? :)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 16:26

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Everyone involved sucks. FP as well for combining the ultimate clickbait: models, miatas, and outrage.

Xyl0c41n3 > Mercedes Streeter 04/04/2016 at 16:42

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Ahh. I didn’t realize. I just guessed from their quizzical expression it was more of a “how have you not seen it on the FP yet?” type comment. Heh.

I am pop culture illiterate. :( heh.

Mercedes Streeter > Xyl0c41n3 04/04/2016 at 16:58

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No worries, if it doesn’t appear on The Young Turks, I’m likely to never actually see it. Heh, pop culture. Bleh. lol

I only know who they are because I stumbled across their YouTube account when watch Epic Rap Battles of History.

Tohru > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 17:04

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Well, *NOW* you tell me. Boy, is my face red.

marshknute > PanchoVilleneuve ST 04/04/2016 at 17:32

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I won’t justify rape threats, but I am on team Spider-Man. Aka, “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”

Both women are shallow, overprivileged assholes and they finally made asses of themselves. Find another shoulder to cry on.

TheHondaBro > Mercedes Streeter 04/05/2016 at 00:24

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I love TYT!

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Xyl0c41n3 04/05/2016 at 00:26

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Jalopnik commenters are like warm days at a bike shop. Everyone steps in along with all the assholes that usually stay in their house.

Mercedes Streeter > TheHondaBro 04/05/2016 at 10:07

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Hmmmm...at this point how am I sure that you’re not Bernie Sanders showing his Jalop side? :D