Break Room Shenannigans

"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
03/30/2016 at 11:06 • Filed to: None

I must have real half & half in my coffee and can’t stand the fake stuff in little cups facilities buys for our coffee stations at work. As such, I always have my own little stock of half & half in the fridge. I always write something on the carton to appeal to my colleagues’ sense of decency that they might refrain from helping themselves. This morning I saw that someone replied:

DISCUSSION (34)

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:07

You were half-right?

Chariotoflove > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:11

Are YEP your initials or something?

Also, I got a fridge for my office so my stuff doesn’t have to compete for space with whatever life form is trying to colonizing the break room fridge.

Brian, The Life of > Chariotoflove
03/30/2016 at 11:17

Nope.

RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic) > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:18

Can I have authorship?

For Sweden > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:19

I must have real half & half in my coffee and can’t stand the fake stuff

Why are you so intolerant of the lactose intolerant?

Brian, The Life of > RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic)
03/30/2016 at 11:24

No Bryce.

RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic) > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:25

Huh?

Party-vi > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:27

Can I have authorship?

Brian, The Life of > RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic)
03/30/2016 at 11:27

We can see your IP address, Bryce.

RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic) > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:29

Is there a way I could try to earn it back?

Brian, The Life of > Party-vi
03/30/2016 at 11:31

WHO ARE YOU?! STRANGER DANGER!!!

HammerheadFistpunch > RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic)
03/30/2016 at 11:32

probably not with anticts like this. In fact, the post you deleted yesterday came with some pretty great instructions on how you could earn it back. Not included in that list is creating a bunch of fake accounts and trying to sneak under the fence.

RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic) > HammerheadFistpunch
03/30/2016 at 11:33

How long might it be before I could earn it back?

Dusty Ventures > RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic)
03/30/2016 at 11:34

We’ve told you - MULTIPLE TIMES - how to earn your authorship back, but you keep trying to trick your way back in by creating new accounts and pretending you're someone else. In what universe do you think this shows you're ready to come back?

HammerheadFistpunch > RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic)
03/30/2016 at 11:34

its now so much a “how long” as it is a “can you follow instructions”

RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic) > HammerheadFistpunch
03/30/2016 at 11:36

Ok I will try to be a good and constructive commenter.

Mercedes Streeter > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:36

Wait, that’s possible? HOW? :D Maybe I can figure out if the stalkers on my blog are just the same person, or many different people.

Brian, The Life of > RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic)
03/30/2016 at 11:41

TBH, after this morning’s nonsense, you’ve made your road longer. Had you been honest with us I would have said, “Give us a couple months of good behavior and we’ll review you history and reassess.” It is not impossible, though. In your case, we’re gonna need more than that. You need to convince us that you’re not going to be a problem and the only way that’s gonna work is to give us a lot of time before the next request ... You also need to choose ONE profile. it is an automatic ban to use more than one. I’m giving you a pass THIS ONE TIME on that and have already unfollowed/blocked your other profile which means you need to use this one only going forward. After several months (end of June?) hit me up again. I’ll review your history and reconsider at that point.

RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic) > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:42

Ok, thanks.

RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic) > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:44

Could I still be an author on other blogs?

Brian, The Life of > RoadsterRevolution(wants a Range Rover Classic)
03/30/2016 at 11:45

We don’t control other blogs.

Tekamul > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 11:57

I would just cover the front with duct tape. I learned a long time ago not to drink out of containers with duct tape over the label.

Klaus Schmoll > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 12:21

Reminds me of this: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/office-fight-i…

TheHondaBro > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 12:22

Okay, I must have missed some drama.

Rico > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 12:23

It would be terrible if you left it out in the heat for a few days and put it back to trick them......

The Snowman > HammerheadFistpunch
03/30/2016 at 12:45

Did you get Mexico to pay for the fence?

Rico > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 12:46

Are we sure him and Jdrentarol and IDRIVEACL63AMG aren’t all the same? I mean if not, wow.

Brian, The Life of > Klaus Schmoll
03/30/2016 at 12:59

That was amazing :)

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 13:00

Love it!

I had brought in some half and half and put it in our office fridge and wrote my name on it. Intention: People would know it was mine and not use it. Actual outcome: Multiple times a day, coworkers casually mentioning “hey I used your creamer, thanks man.” WTF!?!!

Brian, The Life of > TheHondaBro
03/30/2016 at 13:01

Just the average day of cat herding Oppomoddin’. ;)

Brian, The Life of > Rico
03/30/2016 at 13:02

It’s not altogether impossibru

CaptDale - is secretly British > Klaus Schmoll
03/30/2016 at 13:11

WOW!

Chasaboo > Brian, The Life of
03/30/2016 at 16:04

If you were to write that NOPE on something here at work, guarantee you, one of the guys in the warehouse who rides a Harley would pee in it. Guaranteed

Brian, The Life of > Chasaboo
03/30/2016 at 16:08

Thank goodness I’m in software, I guess.