I'm buying a thing tomorrow

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 03/28/2016 at 00:29 • Filed to: None

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I’ll give you a few hints:

It vibrates

I use my hands

It’s rubbery in places

It’s black

It makes me feel things

TheOnelectronic > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:30

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A black honda accord with a bad wheel bearing?

Blondude > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:32

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It’s either a car or a vibrator.

Or both. Both is good.

TheHondaBro > TheOnelectronic 03/28/2016 at 00:32

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No.

TheHondaBro > Blondude 03/28/2016 at 00:32

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Car-themed vibrator?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:33

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A car with a vibrator for a shifter?

TheHondaBro > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 03/28/2016 at 00:34

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El Rivinado > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:34

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A new controller? If you even game at all.

Shift24 > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:34

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Nice getting the new Phillips sonicare toothbrush. Your teeth are thanking you.

Connqr > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:35

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A taco!

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:35

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XBox One or PS4 controller.

TheHondaBro > Shift24 03/28/2016 at 00:36

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I already Sonicare... And it’s white.

TheHondaBro > Connqr 03/28/2016 at 00:36

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Burrito > Taco

TheHondaBro > El Rivinado 03/28/2016 at 00:37

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Warm.

TheHondaBro > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 03/28/2016 at 00:37

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Warm.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Connqr 03/28/2016 at 00:38

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:38

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Cell phone or cordless drill?

Connqr > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:38

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Things that go boom>burrito>taco

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:39

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Exactly what I pictured.

On an unrelated note, did you notice how much this part of the country loves Bernie? Shillary isn’t doing so hot over here on the left coast.

tromoly > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:39

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FFB wheel.

bob and john > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:39

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steering wheel for your car seat thing?

Connqr > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:40

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RACING WHEEL!

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:40

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Shift knob?

TheHondaBro > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 03/28/2016 at 00:43

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Your comment has been deemed too political for Oppo and I have no choice but to fire you out of a cannon into the sun.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:46

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Racing wheel or steam controller.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:56

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I see you’re the target audience for Gawker ads

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/28/2016 at 00:57

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I’m why we can’t have nice things.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Shift24 03/28/2016 at 00:57

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Dope, but I’m pretty sure we have the exact same version, just white...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 00:57

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Wheel and pedals for Forza?

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 01:03

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Wrong. Taco > everything else.

TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3 03/28/2016 at 01:05

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no

6Cylinder > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 01:17

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California burrito>All

6Cylinder > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 01:17

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Why does it have to be white?!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 01:29

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Fine at least I won’t have to worry about trump.

TheHondaBro > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 03/28/2016 at 01:30

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The entire PNW will recede into Canada like a pair of testes under trauma.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 01:32

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Nice imagery. Still might be okay with this.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 01:33

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Yes.

Frank Grimes > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 01:55

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Impact wrench

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 03:23

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A misfire?

pip bip - choose Corrour > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 03:26

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big black throbbing dildo.

shop-teacher > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 08:34

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I saw an NB Miata with a similar shifter last week. It was beat to shit. Not track day beat, more like this douche drives drunk on a regular basis beat.

scoob > TheHondaBro 03/28/2016 at 13:03

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deez nuts