Best Automotive Anal

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
03/16/2016 at 22:36 • Filed to: Just for Chutes and Ladders

Inspired by “In a Mini...” pointing out that you can replace the brand name of car models with “Anal” for pure, unadulterated, juvenile humor, I want to take the opportunity to genuinely have a reason to put out an Anal post!

So pick ONE automaker and replace the brand name with Anal. Examples: Lamborghini Huracan becomes the Anal Huracan. Lamborghini Diablo = Anal Diablo.

Keep it assy...err, classy.

Updates to OPPO guidelines coming soon, I’m sure...

DISCUSSION (44)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:39

Ford. Just think about it. They have the Flex, the Explorer, the Probe, the Focus, the Fiesta....... The list really goes on and on.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:40

Anal 528i.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/16/2016 at 22:40

I am so turned on right now.

TheJWT > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:40

Anal Express

Anal Venture

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:42

How about Anal Every Joy Pop Turbo?

Or maybe Anal Maxima? Or maybe even Anal Cube?

Anal Vanquish. I almost forgot that one.

Too many came to mind. Sorry.

Shmevans > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
03/16/2016 at 22:43

Ford is the correct answer.

Wobbles the Mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/16/2016 at 22:43

Not until after Easter.

scoob > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:44

Anal Challenger, Anal Charger, Anal Dart, Anal Durango, Anal Grand Caravan, Anal Journey, Anal Viper

mazda616 > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:45

Mazda?

“AnalSpeed 3"

“AnalSpeed 6"

“Anal MX-5"

“Anal Tribute”

Giggles.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:45

Edit: didn’t read the rules. Whoops.

Chrysler

Anal Comanche

Anal Concord

Anal Demon

Anal Dude Ranch

Anal Red RAM

Anal New Yorker

Anal Conquest

Anal Neon

Anal Renegade

Anal Gladiator

Anal Warlock

Anal Hemi

Anal Satellite

interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:45

Acura, because of all the _SX names.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Shmevans
03/16/2016 at 22:46

Ranger, Contour, Cougar, Deluxe, Escort, Festiva, Fusion, Galaxie, Granada, Meteor........ Yeah. There’s no other option.

Wobbles the Mind > mazda616
03/16/2016 at 22:47

Huh, I think I’ve seen that last one around actually...

Justin > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:50

Anal Ram

jkm7680 > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:50

Anal focus

Anal explorer

Anal expedition

Anal probe

Anal contour

Anal fusion

Anal excursion

Berang > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:51

Anal Sonata.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/16/2016 at 22:51

Whoops

gmctavish needs more space > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:52

Anal Riviera

Anal Lucerne

Anal Regal

Anal Roadmaster

Anal Lacrosse

Anal Special

Anal Rendezvous

Anal Enclave

Anal Estate

Anal Allure

Anal Wildcat

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
03/16/2016 at 22:53

Anal Focus?

DylanToback > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
03/16/2016 at 22:54

Dont forget the Anal Expidition.

Or perhaps the Anal Thunderbird, Anal Boss 302, Anal Freestyle, Anal Mavrick.

BorkBorkBjork > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:54

Anal Steamer

Kinja'd!!!

I’m not going to google that

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Where have all the lightweights gone?
03/16/2016 at 22:57

I mentioned the Focus.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DylanToback
03/16/2016 at 22:57

Anal Boss 302 sounds like a bad online username.

Sam > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 22:57

Ford is the best for this.

Anal Explorer

Anal Escape

Anal Probe

Anal Transit

Anal Edge

Anal Focus

Anal Fiesta

Anal Flex

Anal Expedition

Anal Fusion

Super Duty Anal

Stripped Chassis Anal

Sam > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/16/2016 at 22:59

Anal Avenger

Rico > scoob
03/16/2016 at 22:59

Lost it at journey

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/16/2016 at 23:00

Anal Grand Prix
Anal Escalade
Anal Accord
Anal Supra

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 23:01

Anal Black Ram Express.

Kinja'd!!!

not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 23:01

Anal Rampage

Anal Charger

Anal Avenger

Anal Journey

Anal Ram

Dodge is the correct answer.

-this space for rent- > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 23:02

Kinja'd!!!

Like in the back of a Volkswagen?

DylanToback > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 23:02

The Anal Blackwood.

Anal Insight. Anal Ridgeline. Anal Pilot. Anal Fit. Anal Stream. Anal Legend. Anal Beat. Anal Zest.

Honda is uncomfortably good at this...

scoob > Rico
03/16/2016 at 23:11

If Ram was still Dodge Ram: Anal Ram

Malanga > Wobbles the Mind
03/16/2016 at 23:11

Edit: I think I MAY have slightly done more than one automaker. Whoops.

Dodge:

Anal Ram

Anal Journey

Anal Durango

Anal Challenger

Anal Charger

Anal Dart

Anal Viper

Ford:

Anal Fiesta (FiST?)

Anal Focus

Anal Fusion

Anal Flex

Anal Explorer

Anal Expedition

Anal Probe

Anal Ranger

Anal Escort

Shelby:

Anal Cobra

Chevy:

Anal Spark

Anal Sonic

Anal Volt

Anal Bolt

Anal Traverse

Anal Express

Nissan:

Anal Maxima

Anal Frontier

Anal Juke

Anal Leaf

Anal Pathfinder

Anal Quest

Anal Rogue

Honda:

Anal Fit

Anal Pilot

Anal Odyssey

Anal Civic

Buick:

Anal Encore

Anal Enclave

Anal Envision

Smart:

Anal ForTwo

Aston Martin:

Anal Vanquish

Anal Rapide

Hyundai:

Anal Genesis

Anal Veloster

Kia:

Anal Cadenza

Anal Forte

Anal Soul

Mitsubishi:

Anal Mirage

Anal Lancer

Rolls Royce:

Anal Ghost

Anal Phantom

Subaru

Anal STI

Anal Forester

Anal Legacy

And that’s all I’ve got. This is one of the times that a subscription to Motor Trend comes in handy! Wobbles- I had a feeling you were going to make a post about it so I thought I’d make a list beforehand. These are pretty much (only one or two exceptions) cars only on sale today.