Let's play a game Oppo.

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 03/10/2016 at 23:47 • Filed to: None

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Say a magical being gives you three free cars, with maintenance and fuel payed for, in full. There’s one catch though. It has to be a Chinese car from a Chinese brand, no other cars are allowed except cars developed specifically for the Chinese market that aren’t completely based off another car. (eg: Buick Envision is allowed, but the A6L isn’t.)

What do you pick?

I’d myself go with a bitchin’ Roewe 750:

A Borgward:

And a Foton Tunland (Complete with a Cummins diesel), or maybe a Great Wall Wingle, because I think that Wingle’s a fantastic name for a truck.

What would you get Oppo?

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/10/2016 at 23:50

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inb4 Three Saabs.

Slant6 > TheHondaBro 03/10/2016 at 23:53

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The old Saab 2.3 which is actually half an old triumph v8 is still made in China.

interstate366, now In The Industry > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/10/2016 at 23:58

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The Park Avenue doesn’t count, right?

not for canada - australian in disguise > interstate366, now In The Industry 03/10/2016 at 23:59

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Ehhhh.

I’ll allow it.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 00:00

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The Borgward listed above, along with:

A Landwind X7

And a Kawai K1.

interstate366, now In The Industry > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 00:03

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I’ll go with a Park Avenue and two Land Winds.

ciscokidinsf > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 00:06

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Easy - The only car that can replace (not really) my daily driver (VW Phaeton) - Give me three of its Chinese cousin, the VW Phideon:

Eggplant > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 00:19

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Car 1 - Hongqi CA72 or CA770 (Maybe a L5) - Classic styling

Car 2 - Xialong Fierce Dragon - For offroad fun

Car 3 - I don’t know. Whatever Youngman/Spyker come up with?

Svend > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 00:39

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The Rover 75, sorry Roewe 750 isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. We had one. A Rover 75, 1.8litre K Series, Connoisseur. It drove okay but nothing great. Legroom in the front was narrow width ways and in the rear was very cramp.

Tapas > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 00:54

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I’ll walk, thanks lol

Tohru > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 00:56

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Park Avenue, Land Wind X7, Geely Beauty Leopard

Amoore100 > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 00:57

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Citroen DS4S (Refresh of DS4 aimed towards Chinese market)

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Zotye Z700 (Copy of Audi A6 but even better looking IMO)

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

BAIC C60 (Refresh of last gen 9-3)

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 01:25

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Hmm idk...

Just give me something a dictator had and I’ll be good.

citizennick > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 01:42

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3 of these for races around the parking lot.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 07:33

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Hongqi L5. No pictures (possibly. I’m trying) because I’m on a potato. But really, if you are going to rip something off, why not an old GAZ Chaika, lightly updated for today’s communist inner Party official?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 09:56

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Dongfeng Sokon 4wd, for starters. Also probably a Geely Panda

Not sure about #3. Probably should be a sports car of some kind, but if anything says “fiery death” and “catastrophic failure at speed” it would be the phrase “Chinese Supercar”.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/11/2016 at 10:26

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Dongfeng Mengshi

Qiantu K50

Geely GE

certified cool guy > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/12/2016 at 10:51

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