God help me.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
03/03/2016 at 12:15 • Filed to: I can see other dimensions

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I had a monster this morning followed by two thermoses full of coffee when the Monster did nothing. Three hours later all of the caffeine just hit me. I’m literally vibrating. Send an old priest and a young priest, I’m going to go for a run around the dealership. Three or four times.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:17

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+1 for tag


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:20

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Coffee. Not even once.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:20

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Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:22

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Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:23

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A run after drinking coffee sounds like death.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:24

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CAN YOU SEE SOUNDS? HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN? DO YOU REGRET ANYTHING?


Kinja'd!!! Master Cylinder > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:26

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Back in my Formula SAE days, Red Bull sponsored the competition event and provided all Michigan teams with a regular supply of free Red Bull. We had nothing else to drink and we were trying to field a race car built by 18-22 year old kids. I don’t know how I didn’t have a damn heart attack over those couple days.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:33

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One day I showed up to my cook job still drunk from the previous night. I started pounding espressos until I could taste colors then I did all the things.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:36

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I remember years ago when Stacker 2 was all the rage, I bought a bottle of Stacker 3 (I think it hade more caffeine). The caffeine coupled with the ephedra was the weirdest damn feeling. I swear my heart was beating twice as fast as it usually did. I was completely wired for HOURS after taking one.


Kinja'd!!! Autofixation > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:44

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I hate when that happens. I liken it to badly tund four barrell, you stomp the loud pedal, nothing happens, then all of the sudden, bwahhhhh!

Everyone at my work feels like they’re in slo-mo today, don’t know why.


Kinja'd!!! CALUSA > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:54

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Coffee and or monster... Just don’t. +1 For the tag tho.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 12:55

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My high-school friends thought it would be a great idea to wash down some Vivarin with some Jolt Cola on the way to a football game. By the second quarter, one had thrown up and the others had the shakes so bad they could hardly walk.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 13:38

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Yeah, that’s what they call to damn much.

Many moons ago I drank a liter and a half of Mountain Dew trying to stay up all night to finish a project. When it hit me a few hours later, all I could do was shake and shiver while rocking back and forth trying not to puke my guts out. Never again.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/03/2016 at 14:13

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Amateur. I remember Monster BFCs. I drank 3 in a day. It was a mistake, to say the least.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/03/2016 at 15:56

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YES. EITHER THAT OR THE SPECTERS OF PHOTOGRAPHERS PAST.

ALL OF IT.

NO RAGRETS.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
03/03/2016 at 15:56

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The explosive poops just make me run faster.