![]() 03/03/2016 at 12:15 • Filed to: I can see other dimensions | ![]() | ![]() |
I had a monster this morning followed by two thermoses full of coffee when the Monster did nothing. Three hours later all of the caffeine just hit me. I’m literally vibrating. Send an old priest and a young priest, I’m going to go for a run around the dealership. Three or four times.
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+1 for tag
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Coffee. Not even once.
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A run after drinking coffee sounds like death.
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CAN YOU SEE SOUNDS? HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN? DO YOU REGRET ANYTHING?
![]() 03/03/2016 at 12:26 |
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Back in my Formula SAE days, Red Bull sponsored the competition event and provided all Michigan teams with a regular supply of free Red Bull. We had nothing else to drink and we were trying to field a race car built by 18-22 year old kids. I don’t know how I didn’t have a damn heart attack over those couple days.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 12:33 |
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One day I showed up to my cook job still drunk from the previous night. I started pounding espressos until I could taste colors then I did all the things.
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I remember years ago when Stacker 2 was all the rage, I bought a bottle of Stacker 3 (I think it hade more caffeine). The caffeine coupled with the ephedra was the weirdest damn feeling. I swear my heart was beating twice as fast as it usually did. I was completely wired for HOURS after taking one.
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I hate when that happens. I liken it to badly tund four barrell, you stomp the loud pedal, nothing happens, then all of the sudden, bwahhhhh!
Everyone at my work feels like they’re in slo-mo today, don’t know why.
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Coffee and or monster... Just don’t. +1 For the tag tho.
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My high-school friends thought it would be a great idea to wash down some Vivarin with some Jolt Cola on the way to a football game. By the second quarter, one had thrown up and the others had the shakes so bad they could hardly walk.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 13:38 |
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Yeah, that’s what they call to damn much.
Many moons ago I drank a liter and a half of Mountain Dew trying to stay up all night to finish a project. When it hit me a few hours later, all I could do was shake and shiver while rocking back and forth trying not to puke my guts out. Never again.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 14:13 |
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Amateur. I remember Monster BFCs. I drank 3 in a day. It was a mistake, to say the least.
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YES. EITHER THAT OR THE SPECTERS OF PHOTOGRAPHERS PAST.
ALL OF IT.
NO RAGRETS.
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The explosive poops just make me run faster.