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oh god i just farted pls halp
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Nope. You’re on your own.
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I hate when I fart and then all of me fart.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:14 |
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Also, That shitpost. Quite literally.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:16 |
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but did u die
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:16 |
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Quality shitpost
+1
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yep!
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Per rule 6.7 subcategory 4-I, this post is NOT contributing to Oppo and is therefore deplorable.
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That’s specific. Where is this information kept?
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:23 |
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RIP HondaBro. MOE might give your eulogy so don’t expect much unless you want a listicle. Also refreshments and snacks will be served at the funeral. All proceeds for the TheHondaBro fund - the cure for people ® will go towards my e38.
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help
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:33 |
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Do you want me to bring back Mouthtrump?
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I like to fart in my cat’s face whenever I have the opportunity.
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Niice.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:34 |
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Thanks!!!!
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:39 |
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Uhhhhh..... WTF?
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:43 |
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I may have startled my cat before with a fart. Hehe. #NotAshamed
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With eyes
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This is good oppo
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NO
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Same here. little dude hears me rip some gnarly ones from time to time and slowly turns his head towards me.
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I want a coffin made out of hardened dorito dust.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:46 |
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Keep Oppo farts?
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:47 |
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Fartpost
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The mods dont like shit posting tho
![]() 03/03/2016 at 01:48 |
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THE MODS ARE ASLEEP
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Then shit post away
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LMAO! Mine gave me a “WHAT WAS THAT?!” look.
I figured that was adequate payback for all the silent-bud-deadly farts he ripped as a kitten. Dude has a seriously sensitive stomach, and his SBDs were nuclear. Heh.
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Can’t get enough turbo on a housecat really.
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Young boy: Miss Miss Miss
Teacher: Johnathan, you know your supposed to put your hand up and wait
Young boy: But Miss
Teacher: Okay, what is it Johnathan?
Young boy: Are farts lumpy Miss?
Teacher: I beg your pardon?
Young boy: Are farts lumpy Miss?
Teacher: I’ll thank you not to talk like that in my class and no they aren’t lumpy.
Young boy: Miss Miss Miss
Teacher: What is it now Johnathan?
Young boy: Can I be excused Miss?
Teacher: Why Johnathan?
Young boy: I think I’ve just shat myself
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Better an empty house than a bad tennant.
![]() 03/03/2016 at 09:06 |
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You should do whatever makes you happy.
If it makes you happy
It can’t be that bad
If it makes you happy
Then why the hell are you so
Sad