Let's annoy them critters

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 03/01/2016 at 13:07 • Filed to: Houselopnik

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Ztp junior just discovered I have a microphone. I’ve also have had those attic critters I’ve been dealing with. Putting two and two together, I figure junior would love to sing songs into the mic, and as a bonus, it’ll irritated those blasted critters. It’s a win win scenario.

I’ll especially love it if one of those critters is stuck in the trap. They’ll be stuck listening to a nearly 3 yr old’s off key, high pitch, but very abstract yet creative singing style. Music to my ears.

OPPOsaurus WRX > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 13:13

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put the speaker in the attic and make JR think the critters are talking to him.

In an old office we put a blue tooth speaker behind the secretary’s printer and started having it ask for ink and paper. It took a sad amount of time for her to realize that no, the printer can not talk and certainly would not address you by first name.

zeontestpilot > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/01/2016 at 13:16

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Haha, that's a good idea! And that's hilariously cruel too!

vicali > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 13:18

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OPPOsaurus WRX > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 13:18

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she deserved it. there was one day she had a melt down cuz the printer wouldn;t print. She asked me to help, within 5 seconds I was able to figure out she had run out of paper.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 13:25

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#garagebandaction

zeontestpilot > vicali 03/01/2016 at 13:26

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Exactly, but this child is cranky too! Double the fun!

shop-teacher > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 13:33

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This is pretty freaking brilliant sir!

zeontestpilot > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/01/2016 at 13:38

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We also got an accordion, bass guitar, and banjo in the house. Let’s do this.

zeontestpilot > shop-teacher 03/01/2016 at 13:39

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It's what happens when I get annoyed and cynical, lol.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 13:54

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If that doesn’t work, you need a wolf knife laser torch.

Urambo Tauro > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 14:04

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How about some Beethoven?

shop-teacher > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 14:05

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At least you’re using it productively!

zeontestpilot > Snuze: Needs another Swede 03/01/2016 at 14:29

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I have no idea what that is, lol.

zeontestpilot > Urambo Tauro 03/01/2016 at 14:29

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Can't argue with that logic.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 14:43

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Sounds like the new improved version of the knife-wrench.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 15:10

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It was this invention by a radio dj who had pigeons in his attic. He fashioned this spear device by duct taping a wolf knife (knife with a wolf’s head for a hilt), blow torch, and a laser pointer, onto a broom stick in order to fight the pigeons. It failed hilariously and he ended up calling someone to come remove the birds, but it made for an entertaining story. Your plight made me think of it though.

zeontestpilot > Snuze: Needs another Swede 03/01/2016 at 17:00

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See, now I’d like to try that.

zeontestpilot > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 03/01/2016 at 17:00

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I could use one of those.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > zeontestpilot 03/01/2016 at 17:24

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Currently unavailable on Amazon.

Snap-On Stainless Steel Knife Set (Box Wrench Inspired) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ATQQONW/…

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 00:04

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Snuze: Needs another Swede > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 08:28

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Found an artists rendering of it.