Q: What's the shittiest way to chop off a finger?

"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin) 02/22/2016 at 17:17 • Filed to: None

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A: Rental 2016 Jeep Compass Latitude.

Steve in Manhattan > mkbruin, Atlas VP 02/22/2016 at 17:24

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In a way that comes up just short of winning you a Darwin award.

Takuro Spirit > mkbruin, Atlas VP 02/22/2016 at 17:27

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Thought the same thing when the CX-5 was new. The screw adjusters in the seat tracks are bare, and I could see someone losing a finger, or some coins in there and wreaking havoc.

RyanFrew > mkbruin, Atlas VP 02/22/2016 at 17:46

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Do we really need 10 of them anyways?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > mkbruin, Atlas VP 02/22/2016 at 18:33

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put your dick in it!

RallyWrench > mkbruin, Atlas VP 02/22/2016 at 18:57

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I don’t know if it was the shittiest, but I have a buddy who lost most of one to a Pinzgauer. That might be the most Jalop way, I suppose.

dietryng > mkbruin, Atlas VP 02/22/2016 at 21:20

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fingers dont matter. thumbs on the other hand.

op question...... putting a finger in the spark plug hole to check for compression on #1, and having someone bump the starter over.