Wisconsin Dealer is Selling Pre-Built Bro Trucks

"450X_FTW" (mistermic)
02/08/2016 at 10:04 • Filed to: None

Was shopping for used diesel trucks when I saw this at the top of Auto Trader’s list. CP price of $94,495

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DISCUSSION (30)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:05

I can only assume your penis shrinks as soon as you pay the down payment

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:09

Sweet quintuple-Kinja. Somebody needs to call Guinness. On topic, this would be a great thing to revive the built-not-bought fight on.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:10

You really like or really hate bro trucks apparently:)

Kinja'd!!!

450X_FTW > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
02/08/2016 at 10:11

Nope Kinja just hates me today

EL_ULY > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:12

There a bazillion used car dealers like this here that sell trucks with all those accessories. I don’t sell any issue with theses truck. I bet they are rad on the beach and kudos to the person who likes them and buys one. $94k is CP doe

EL_ULY > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/08/2016 at 10:13

Well, as someone that’s pretty much hung like a woman, a bro truck wouldn’t be the worst vehicle lol :]

FazeRacer > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:13

Six figures for a f-ing truck? Are people this retarded?

Stapleface > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:14

I know mods aren’t cheap, but holy crap. You can buy a Viper for that money.

Tekamul > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:14

Who the hell hates their own money this much?

$95k and plastic wood trim. Sweeeeeeet

Berang > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:14

Black Widow is a highly inappropriate name for a bro truck.

What’s the female equivalent of a bro? Because this truck is for them.

Stapleface > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:14

It's not just you. I keep getting the post save failed message.

450X_FTW > FazeRacer
02/08/2016 at 10:15

BUT it is Kenny Powers approved

OPPOsaurus WRX > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:18

there is a place near me that does that with Jeeps and Rams

http://www.chryslerjeep24.com/new/Jeep/2016-…

http://www.chryslerjeep24.com/new/Ram/2016-R…

450X_FTW > OPPOsaurus WRX
02/08/2016 at 10:20

Jeeps, kinda makes sense. Most Jeep dealers have one show wrangler on the floor that is lifted. lights, etc, but damn those two are pushing the limits of Mall Rated vehicles

Ash78, voting early and often > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:22

There is so much win in this ad (and by “win” I mean “fail” because sarcasm).

Black Widow

Southern Comfort

Lifetime No Fear Warranty

The only thing it’s missing is some kind of “Tap Out” phrasing.

CB > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:23

A fool and his money are soon parted.

450X_FTW > Ash78, voting early and often
02/08/2016 at 10:25

Giant TAP OUT stickers on the side would be 10/10 BRO rating

BKosher84 > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:49

Of course Sevendust was playing on Octane when they took that picture.

TylerJ > OPPOsaurus WRX
02/08/2016 at 10:52

The Jeep even has one wheel on top of a rock.

Nibby > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 10:55

Or just buy a Ram Rebel for $50k

http://www.westburyjeep.com/new/Ram/2016-R…

450X_FTW > Nibby
02/08/2016 at 10:56

I prefer the grille on my truck to not have a mustache

Funktheduck > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 11:07

My favorite line from the ad is towards the bottom and says something like get all the features without top of the range price. How is nearly 6 figures not top of the range price?

Nibby > 450X_FTW
02/08/2016 at 11:12

That can be changed easily.

450X_FTW > Nibby
02/08/2016 at 11:14

If it’s like my 2012 Ram, 4 bolts and pop its off