DID YOU KNOW

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 02/03/2016 at 19:00 • Filed to: did you know

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If you stare very closely at the back of a 1996 Ford Taurus wagon...

People will look at you like you’re a fucking moron.

Chariotoflove > TheHondaBro 02/03/2016 at 19:03

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Tried it, did you?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 02/03/2016 at 19:04

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TIL: The Taurus wagon had amber turn signals

scoob > TheHondaBro 02/03/2016 at 19:04

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TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/03/2016 at 19:06

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As it should.

TheHondaBro > Chariotoflove 02/03/2016 at 19:06

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Bro.

Andrew Pascarella > TheHondaBro 02/03/2016 at 19:10

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My mom had a 1996 Sable wagon when I was in highschool and right into college. It was light metallic blue. Let’s just say my parent’s plan worked and I never wanted to borrow it. I would have rather walked when my car was broken then drive that thing.

Spasoje > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/03/2016 at 19:16

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The sedan too, until 1998!

RallyWrench > TheHondaBro 02/03/2016 at 19:26

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Speaking from experience?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > TheHondaBro 02/03/2016 at 19:34

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It has the same taillights as the new continental. Platform sharing confirmed.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > scoob 02/03/2016 at 19:35

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Mind blown.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/03/2016 at 19:36

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As did the sedan for model years 1996 and 1997.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 02/03/2016 at 19:37

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We had an ‘01 Sable which was too cool for amber, apparently.

Wohnson89 > scoob 02/03/2016 at 19:40

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I've seen that picture a thousand times and over never noticed that.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/03/2016 at 19:45

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The Taurus sedan also went that way after the 2000 refresh, losing its dedicated bulb and using the same red bulb as the taillight/brake light.

K.D.R > scoob 02/03/2016 at 20:50

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I had a hot wheels of this car!

K.D.R > TheHondaBro 02/03/2016 at 20:51

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If you stare very closely at the back of a 1996 Ford Taurus wagon...

...It gets uglier and uglier?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro 02/03/2016 at 22:47

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90's reference for this 90's car.

pfftballer > TheHondaBro 02/04/2016 at 00:20

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Those things in black with deep black tint looked fabulous back when they were still shiney. There’s been uglier longroofs.