There are now 4 people in the entire office

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4) 12/23/2016 at 15:01 • Filed to: None

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My coworker who I graduated with (25yrs old), me (23yrs old), the winter intern (21yrs old), and a secretary who is acting as our receptionist since she’s gone. Collectively we have zero actual decision making power.

I saw Santa riding a Victory over lunch.

TysMagic > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 15:07

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that’s an exciting group

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 15:08

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Party time pull out that fifth you have stashed, or is that just where I work.

EL_ULY > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 15:10

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Office chair GP!!!!

First, qualifying sessions. Bust out the stop watch

XJDano > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 15:13

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Time to renovate the office switch around chairs, keyboards, name plates, trash cans. Super glue one wheel on the chair of an office person you don’t care for.

Put a stack of pennys next to someone’s keyboard, nickels next to another.

Put sugar in the water cooler,

Deal a deck of cards to 10 players, distribute them to desks.  

Fill water cups then place them in the freezer.

Switch regular & Decaf coffee containers.

Adjust someone’s seat. Lowered all the way.

I probably shouldn’t work in an office setting.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 12/23/2016 at 15:14

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The girl I graduated with is like 7 months pregnant. It’d just be mean.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TysMagic 12/23/2016 at 15:15

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The problem is that we’re distributed around the office.

Where have all the lightweights gone? > EL_ULY 12/23/2016 at 15:18

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I should give this a go...

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 15:18

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You have a DD then.

TysMagic > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 15:24

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oh so everyone is sitting in their own silence? haha

smobgirl > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 15:25

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I’m the only one here and I’m about to go buy some beer because fuck those guys. I have way too much to do to go home either.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TysMagic 12/23/2016 at 15:30

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Yes, I’ll go bother them later

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > smobgirl 12/23/2016 at 15:32

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I’m just chasing some drafting errors out of the building. Beer sounds good, what’ll you be drinking?

TysMagic > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 15:35

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I’ve been wandering around pestering folks all day.

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > XJDano 12/23/2016 at 15:38

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Before working (part-time) in an office, I couldn’t possibly have been able to expect how serious some people take the adjustment of their office chair. A few of my co-workers regularly lose their shit if somebody even looks in the direction of the adjustment knobs on their chairs, imagine how they react if you touch it. Why so serious, it’s not like it is impossible to put it back to the old settings.

Also, I’m sure these jokes are needed sometimes to keep the office fun. A former co-worker of mine once replaced the office chair of another co-worker by a toilet (we sold bathrooms) before going home. I’ll never forget the face of the guy when he came in the next morning.

smobgirl > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 15:41

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Trying this.

XJDano > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer 12/23/2016 at 15:54

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if they are that anal I think I’d sprinkle a little bit of sand on the surface under their chair. Just enough to notice while rolling but not enough to see, like 20-30 granules, or a sugar packet

XJDano > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 16:04

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I forgot, since it was only me and another guy on site today, I tried to shoot a bottle rocket at him, but instead of shooting out it just fell out off the bottle then loud bang. 1/2 dud. I was also trying to snapchat it to other coworkers, I don’t have 4 hands.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer 12/23/2016 at 16:08

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That’s a good one

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > XJDano 12/23/2016 at 16:17

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Cone on man, get better at multitasking

pip bip - choose Corrour > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/23/2016 at 17:58

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sounds like it’ll be a fun day then

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/23/2016 at 18:06

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I got up to walk around at 3:30 and scared the principal of the firm. He was locking up and leaving, apparently I was the only one there, and he didn’t know.