Should I? 

"19JRC99" (19jrc99) 12/20/2016 at 13:13 • Filed to: Bitch switch, Traction Control, F150, Snownuts

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Thinking about putting a piece of tape on the Traction control button in Dad’s F-150 that says “BITCH SWITCH” or “BITCH MODE”. Should I do it?

P.S. For those who have one and want to do snownuts, hold the button for 5 seconds. I don’t know if it works on our ‘16, but Google says it does in a 2011.

Wacko > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 13:14

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why?

For Sweden > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 13:15

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no

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 13:16

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“FOR BABIES”

CalzoneGolem > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 13:17

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Do you want to go on the naughty list?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 13:18

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Yeah, you should tot totally not go there.

S65 > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 13:20

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aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 13:22

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tape residue is sticky

HammerheadFistpunch > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 13:30

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BigBlock440 > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 13:46

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Yes, absolutely.

Bullitt Ride > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 14:16

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I don’t get it... TCS is normally on by default... leaving it on makes you a bitch... pressing that button makes you not a bitch.

Wobbles the Mind > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 14:24

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Say Mustang Mode and you’re golden.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 14:27

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But traction control is turned on everytime you start the vehicle, soooo...

19JRC99 > Bullitt Ride 12/20/2016 at 14:27

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Okay, “Toggle Bitch Mode On/Off”

19JRC99 > S65 12/20/2016 at 14:28

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y not?

19JRC99 > Wacko 12/20/2016 at 14:28

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Practical joke.

19JRC99 > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/20/2016 at 14:30

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True. Perhaps “BITCH MODE ON/OFF”. I honestly want to see if he notices it right away. You think he would, but he doesn’t notice me turning on the seat heater in Summer, so....

Wacko > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 14:31

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Make it Drift mode, since it’s a Ford

19JRC99 > Wacko 12/20/2016 at 14:32

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Not a terrible idea.

19JRC99 > CalzoneGolem 12/20/2016 at 14:32

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Sure!

19JRC99 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/20/2016 at 14:33

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That’s another good idea.

TahoeSTi > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 15:08

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Ahhh...the Federally mandated fun eliminator.

Mid Engine > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 15:10

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If my son ever contemplated doing anything to my car he would be conjuring up “old man anger”, he intuitively knows to leave things alone. Don’t fuck with a man’s car

J_P_Cars10s > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 15:14

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Not helpful, but sort of relevant. I had a Mazda 626 with the swinging dash vents. With black and white paint pens, I changed the “swing” button to the “swag” button. Hugely popular with intoxicated passengers.

19JRC99 > Mid Engine 12/20/2016 at 15:16

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I would never do anything that couldn’t easily and effortlessly be removed. I’d use the least sticky tape I could find and leave a bit of a roll of sorts so he could just pull it off.

19JRC99 > TahoeSTi 12/20/2016 at 16:14

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We tried to go sliding in the snow. ESC didn’t turn off. Apparently you have to hold the button down.

TahoeSTi > 19JRC99 12/20/2016 at 16:21

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Option 2, Don’t buy cars with ESC or traction control....basically cars built before 2008.

19JRC99 > TahoeSTi 12/20/2016 at 16:32

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My truck (1996 Dakota) doesn’t have it thankfully. Dad loves classics, but believes there should always be one ‘newer’ car in the family just incase something happens. Not sure if I agree, but I can see where he’s coming from.