It's Chilly Outside 

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 12/12/2016 at 12:15 • Filed to: Dad jokes

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Ha, get it? I’m hilarious. Possibly the 3rd funniest guy in the office (citation needed).

S65 > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 12:17

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It took me a little long than I’d like to get the joke....

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 12:17

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I have the same dishes at my house. Huh.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 12:18

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How come there are only 3 people in your office?

zeontestpilot > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/12/2016 at 12:20

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Outsourcing, they [literally] took the best of us.

zeontestpilot > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 12/12/2016 at 12:21

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They do the job... or something....

zeontestpilot > S65 12/12/2016 at 12:22

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It’s one of those jokes that are so bad, that you have to share.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 12:24

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So top 3 funniest on the office...how would you rank amongst those in the office?

Tripper > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 12:24

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I motherfuckinlove chili! I prefer it more meaty rather than “soupy”. Yours look meaty and I’m jealous.

S65 > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 12:25

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Yeah but are you gonna share that Chili

zeontestpilot > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 12/12/2016 at 12:26

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Yeah, I just saw that and edited it.

But against those in the office, I have one thing to say, “game over man, game over.”

zeontestpilot > Tripper 12/12/2016 at 12:29

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There’s crackers in it too. I just asked MrsZtp, for the whole batch there’s a pound of meat and two pounds of [slow-cooked] beans (she cooks them herself). It’s chunky and I like it.

zeontestpilot > S65 12/12/2016 at 12:32

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It’s gone now. It was delicious, the spices are still dancing upon my taste buds, reminding me of the food transaction that just occurred. In short, no. Homemade from scratch chili from my wife is the best.:)

Future next gen S2000 owner > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 12:39

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Looks delicious.

Wacko > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 12:44

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Dad, get back in the house!

zeontestpilot > Future next gen S2000 owner 12/12/2016 at 12:49

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MrsZtp’s cooking is 90% always delicious.

zeontestpilot > Wacko 12/12/2016 at 12:58

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I’m practicing for my kids teen years. All their friends will think I’m the best, but my own kids will try to distance themselves from me. It’s gonna be awesome.

Wacko > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 13:01

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i still have 10 years of practice before my daughter becomes a teen.

zeontestpilot > Wacko 12/12/2016 at 13:03

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The same, 10 years to go, 8 if you count the preteen years. I’m gonna be the best worst father.

Wacko > zeontestpilot 12/12/2016 at 13:13

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you have a soon to be 3 year old too.

My son just turned 1 on oct 26.

so far my girl is a daddy’s girl, and my son a mommy’s boy.

zeontestpilot > Wacko 12/12/2016 at 13:41

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A 3 yr old girl that will be 4 next year, and a 3 month boy.