"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
12/07/2016 at 12:16 • Filed to: None
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"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
12/07/2016 at 12:16 • Filed to: None | 3
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Safety image: Study links certain body hair to STIs:
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Pubes are good m’kay
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 12:24 |
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When I pull down my pants, “welcome to the jungle” starts playing.
HammerheadFistpunch
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/07/2016 at 12:25 |
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You should probably get that checked out...that doesn’t sound normal.
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My bird IS the word
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/07/2016 at 12:27 |
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At least you don’t need to worry about subarus now.
CB
> My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 12:30 |
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Their point about shaving being linked to age and sexual activity, as well as not looking into whether safe sex was practiced or not, is a pretty important consideration. Sounds like, as with every study, more research is needed.
Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
> My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 12:33 |
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So my tidy landing strip is not safe for landing?
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My bird IS the word
> CB
12/07/2016 at 12:45 |
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LongbowMkII
> My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 12:45 |
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shaving opens all sorts of microscopic abrasions and cuts. open wounds are more prone to infection.
science bitches.
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> LongbowMkII
12/07/2016 at 12:50 |
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So does anal sex, but I don’t see anyone mentioning the fact it makes you more prone to STIs...
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LongbowMkII
> Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 12:57 |
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joke?
DipodomysDeserti
> Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 12:57 |
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Have you never taken a sex ed course before?
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Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> LongbowMkII
12/07/2016 at 13:01 |
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Attempted joke.
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Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> DipodomysDeserti
12/07/2016 at 13:02 |
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Actually, no, never have.
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Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 13:03 |
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One of my coworkers once exclaimed, “I don’t drive a Subaru because I don’t like dicks in my ass”.
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LongbowMkII
> Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 13:14 |
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Needed Miata punchline.
CalzoneGolem
> My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 13:17 |
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Trimming the grass makes the trees look bigger.
JRapp: now as good as new again
> My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 13:41 |
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Correlation is not causation.
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Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> LongbowMkII
12/07/2016 at 13:48 |
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One of my coworkers once equated being into Subarus with a preference for being a gay bottom. You wouldn’t know that, of course. It was funny at the time.
Scary__goongala!
> LongbowMkII
12/07/2016 at 14:03 |
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Which is why they say to not shave any part of your body right before teh intercourse.
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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/07/2016 at 14:47 |
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Crash landing, maybe.
jkm7680
> Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 17:30 |
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Haha, that’s something I would say.
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jkm7680
> My bird IS the word
12/07/2016 at 17:31 |
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No.
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Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> jkm7680
12/07/2016 at 21:52 |
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It was pretty funny. Another classic was, “I don’t like Subarus because I don’t like blowing dudes.”.
I wish I started recording every day at my work from the day I started. I’d be an award winning R-rated sitcom writer by now with all the situations, conversations, and off-the-handle statements they’ve uttered.
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jkm7680
> Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 21:57 |
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Hahah
A friend of mine got a new Subaru Forester recently and this is the first thing I sent him.
(All in good humor, not trying to offend anyone.)
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Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> jkm7680
12/07/2016 at 22:17 |
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I thought it was pretty kind and technically accurate. Lesbians love hatchbacks and wagons, especially Subarus.
It would be insensitive if U-Haul did this campaign and used the tag line, “I’m ready for my second date.”.
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jkm7680
> Eric @ opposite-lock.com
12/07/2016 at 22:24 |
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Hahah, well interestingly enough I also know a complete stereotypical Outback owner. Art school student, nose ring, short hair. She fuckin owns it though, lol.