![]() 11/23/2016 at 14:30 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Dicks out
![]() 11/23/2016 at 14:32 |
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For the dead car brand, or the dead gorilla?
![]() 11/23/2016 at 14:37 |
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Good point, everyone whip out both your dicks.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 14:41 |
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Debadge, then get the ticket dismissed.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 14:44 |
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As if all of mine aren’t already.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 14:44 |
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Hey just a friendly reminder that this meme is a direct lift from hoods up for Trayvon and as such is incredibly racist. Have a happy and safe holiday weekend.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 14:49 |
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#humblebrag
![]() 11/23/2016 at 14:59 |
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both of them
![]() 11/23/2016 at 15:04 |
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Wait. how did you know?
![]() 11/23/2016 at 15:52 |
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“Your Honor, I don’t even own a Pontiac Harambe.”
![]() 11/23/2016 at 16:08 |
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Hey just a friendly reminder that superheroism is a direct lift from the philosophy of the white man’s burden and as such is incredibly racist. Have a happy and safe holiday weekend.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 16:58 |
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Whip out your short throw dipsticks for Pontiac.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 17:02 |
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There’s nothing short about my dipstick. How dare you.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 17:28 |
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Everything about it is short, honey.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 17:40 |
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IT’S PERFECTLY ENGINEERED FOR IT’S JOB!
*runs away crying*
![]() 11/23/2016 at 17:46 |
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Nooooooooo! Come back!
Shit. I had to break it to him. :(
![]() 11/23/2016 at 18:21 |
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I have no idea what this has to do with not being an asshole but you sure pulled it off. Congrats.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 18:37 |
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Both statements are true, and we both sounded like assholes saying it. Smug condescension helps no one.
![]() 11/23/2016 at 18:50 |
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I genuinely think people don’t know, I wasn’t trying to be condescending at all. And with all that has gone on this past month I genuinely want people to feel better this holiday (if you are ‘murican).
![]() 11/23/2016 at 19:21 |
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Sorry for misreading it then, I guess not everyone is an asshole like me ;) happy thanksgiving
![]() 11/24/2016 at 17:11 |
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No worries dude I’m sorry too. Have a great holiday weekend.