My local Honda dealership just sent me an email

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 11/13/2016 at 16:20 • Filed to: Fun

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They’ll give me $25, in the form of a gift card, to test drive any car (new or used). I have a date Saturday then with this.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/13/2016 at 16:23

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SCION? THEY DON’T EVEN MAKE THOSE ANYMORE. THIS IS A BAD IDEA. MUST BE A REASON WHY. PARTS WILL BE SO HARD TO FIND. YOU SHOULD TEST DRIVE A CAMRY, NOW THAT’S A GOOD RELIABLE CAR THAT THEY STILL MAKE.

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/13/2016 at 16:24

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when you’re there, I am going to steal your towhook and smelt it down, then reform it into a dildo for you to use.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 11/13/2016 at 16:24

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Thats exactly what JGrabow tells me everytime he sees my car

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/13/2016 at 16:27

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Good.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/13/2016 at 16:36

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Bad idea. You’ll fall in love with it and have to buy it

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/13/2016 at 16:36

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You should test drive a CR-V and write a review about the interior materials and nanny features.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jkm7680 11/13/2016 at 16:49

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His damn towhook almost poked a hole through my bumper when I tried to parallel park!

Urambo Tauro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/13/2016 at 16:49

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Totally forgot about it until now, but I had a dream last night that I was driving one of those, a white one.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/13/2016 at 16:58

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Congratulations on your new Toyobaru!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/13/2016 at 18:11

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Good.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 11/13/2016 at 18:11

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I had one at my job, its not bad.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/13/2016 at 19:38

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We can’t scratch the Osmium Grey paint!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 11/13/2016 at 19:49

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Thankfully i cannot buy it yet

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/13/2016 at 19:59

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Our local Ford dealer does this every year at the auto show. $50 gift card to come test drive any new Ford.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/14/2016 at 07:55

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Same