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LIES
LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LA LA LA
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*pulls s65's fingers from ears*
*whispers* “yes”
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*HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*
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Wrong
Wrong
WRONG
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They sleep 20 hours a day, bury their own crap, and rarely lick you. The most perfect pets.
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My cat licks me like crazy. I don’t mind it though.
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no
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You know what they say about opinions!
People who like Hondas and have a Kinja screen name commemorating that fact have the BEST opinions.
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They prance about in boxes filled with their own shit and piss, then do more prancing all over you and everything you love, spreading their excrement over all the things.
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Yes
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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1788446246
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Mine did, too, when I was growing up, so I thought it was normal, but I barely meet a licky cat now. Still, no slobber.
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Can’t hear you
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“No.”
- Archduke “no scoob” Maxyenko
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“Yes”
-someone
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See that remote in my picture? Half eaten. The fourth one. But it still works, so I haven’t exchanged it yet.
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Stop spinning then.
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You’re talking about dogs with yards, right? Oh, wait. You have to watch those crap and then pick it up.
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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1788446342
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If I take her to town, yes. On our 10 acres? Nope! It’s possible I may step in some poo particles during our walk, but I don’t jump on top of everything in the house in my boots. I take them off.
I love cats, but I hate litter boxes. Our last cat was indoor/outdoor and didn’t need one. That shit was awesome, pun intended.
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BTW check out my Granny’s cat. Copper is 17!
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Obvs.
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Congratulations on securing your estate, my lord!
For the rest of us, cats are just better. Low maintenance.
But yeah, indoor-outdoor cats are great. Sans fleas.
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Oh I definitely see the low maintenance appeal. I’ve had them all my life. My dumb ass dog got into it with a skunk last night around midnight when I let her out before bed. I thought it’d never happen to me. :(
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False
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Wrong.
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I’m superior.
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Nein.
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Ye
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Having had to clean up a kennel this morning after my younger dog had explosive diarrhea (apparently raw pumpkin innards don’t agree with his stomach) I’m going to let this affront to dogs stand.
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No one needs to tell me they have a cat. I can smell it the second I walk into their house. I have never ever been at a house with cats with a properly maintained litter box. Then the allergies kick in.
Fuck cats and their disgusting owners. (Some of which are my friends but still, this is the internet and I’m allowed to be unreasonable angry here.)
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I find it mildly disturbing when I agree with you.
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:/
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hah this meme (third on GIS) is from oppositelock